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FuzzAldrin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Trees are a delightfully renewable resource.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

The very idea of handing off ballots that sit around in uncounted piles, vulnerable to manipulation is astonishing. We have secure ATMs. We have secure vending machines. We have secure online banking. The only reason we don't have secure elections is because we choose not to secure them.

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FuzzAldrin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Grandma's frequent tinkling is why the family chose MAID.

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FuzzAldrin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Without Fuhrman's efforts, Michael Skakel would never have done any prison time for the murder of Martha Moxley.

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FuzzAldrin 15 points ago +15 / -0

Don't they do that all the time?

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FuzzAldrin 1 point ago +1 / -0

She seems to have pursued fraud with a passion.

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FuzzAldrin 8 points ago +8 / -0

I want to see and hear his head go thunk thunk thunk as they drag him down the front steps.

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FuzzAldrin 7 points ago +7 / -0

As a tremendously wealthy individual, I implore you to vote for the folks who turned your neighborhood into a dystopian hell-hole.

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FuzzAldrin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sarah Ferguson rode in a carriage covered in gold through the streets of London on her wedding day. She was awarded this privilege because she was marrying a man who had been born into the most successful patriarchal white supremacist institution in Europe.

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FuzzAldrin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Twelve dollars for the coffee plus a five-dollar surcharge for the cup, a mandatory twenty per cent tip, an eleven per cent sales tax and a five per cent city tax.

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