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Gato925 5 points ago +5 / -0

Bunker busters, followed by napalm. Incinerated and obliviated!

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Gato925 3 points ago +3 / -0

God I still love my straight pipe diesel! Even though I need a loan to fill it with fuel. πŸ˜₯

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Gato925 1 point ago +1 / -0

🀣 ROFL!

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Gato925 1 point ago +1 / -0

Jeff Dunham is a ventriloquist with a dummy who looks exactly like our dummy in the whitehouse(fake whitehouse). Jeff's dummy is called Walter. But is sleepy Joe's twin. Walter definitely has a higher IQ.

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Gato925 5 points ago +5 / -0

At work, they haven't determined what happen yet but the system we're trying to access has blocked everyone. After looking at the number of tickets entered, they're calling it class 1 global emergency. But that's just company jargon for it is global, but internally. Makes me wonder whats really going on. That meeting was above my pay scale. I just operate this chemical plant!

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Gato925 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wow! Beautiful girl. She was not alone. My fiance's cat crossed rainbow Bridge yesterday also. 20yo, very sweet. And I was never a cat person. Sorry for you're loss. They are truly family.πŸ™

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Gato925 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should we put a disclaimer into this? Please folks, do not use the camping stove indoors without ventilation. It's a small amount of gas but still creates carbon monoxide. Be safe, not dead trying to stay alive!

by BQnita
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Gato925 15 points ago +15 / -0

It'll be a cold day in hell! The WHO better get checked before they get wrecked.

by IAmOne
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Gato925 6 points ago +6 / -0

Not enough bleach in the world to clean my eyes! Sick. 🀒

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Gato925 -2 points ago +1 / -3

I agree. But until it cost the average Joe something, they have no reason to fight crowds, drive to the polls, wait in line, cast a vote, then drive back home. The communists made mail in corruption legal and drive through corruption legal. Still, not everyone voted. So, impose fines for not voting. Force them to be active in their civic duty.

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Gato925 -2 points ago +1 / -3

So far, everything else has been a communist attempt to rig elections. People who don't vote, should be fined at a higher rate. Every American should vote. Or pay a fine for not doing so. Do you pay fines for not paying taxes? Do you spend jail time for it in extreme cases?

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Gato925 -3 points ago +1 / -4

Just make NOT voting a punishable crime. Charge a fine of $100 for NOT voting. 2nd offense, $1000 fine. 3rd offense, 6 months jail time. Only way to have mail in ballot, disabled, military. Most companies already pay employees to go vote, so paying people obviously doesn't work.

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Gato925 2 points ago +2 / -0

Are you sure? Could be Barry's manpons! πŸ˜†

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Gato925 4 points ago +4 / -0

Im watching one of those live streams right now. Its dark in Kiev. I think the war is raging on. There are tracer bullets everywhere! Wait....nevermind, those are insects flying in front of cameras on night vision. False alarm, still no war. Carry on.

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Gato925 8 points ago +8 / -0

Mmmmm, Old Bay good! I'm hungry now. Great on deviled eggs!

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Gato925 2 points ago +2 / -0

Call a chop shop. They can have it, if they can haul it! Penske gets screwed too!

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Gato925 2 points ago +2 / -0

Small town Texas here. There's a town, very close to me, who really got a name for themselves as a speed trap. I had a few invitations to the courtroom ball myself. In every case, I may have been 2 or 3 mph over limit, but always received a ticket for 12 to 13mph over. I lost my trust in cops at an early age. I fought every ticket with the fact they check speed with technology that is not available to my vehicle, therefore I cannot accurately pinpoint my speed with analog tech. But was well below the ticketed mph.

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Gato925 4 points ago +4 / -0

If fakebook says it's false, does that means it's true? It's late. My brain ran out of coffee. πŸ˜†

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Gato925 2 points ago +2 / -0

One thing thats always a hit with my crowd, waterproof matches. Or a plasma lighter. It's a rechargeable lighter. Just charge it up with a USB cable and it works in wind and rain. Gotta start a fire to burn wood mentioned. The lighters are cheap. $10 on the dreaded Amazon website. Also, any size first aid kit, because you never know

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