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GodFirstBro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Why would anyone vote for these goons anyway

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GodFirstBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

If we had behaved that way growing up we would have received what we deserved. Big ol kick in the ass. What kind of universe have we stumbled into? All respect for all who disagree is cancelled? Gosh, what ever even happened to self respect? Yes, let's just all blame those naughty penises for every single thing that doesn't go our way. It's an embarrassing disgrace to those of us chicks who DO know what love and respect mean.

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GodFirstBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was literally staring at a bottle of water before clicking on this

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GodFirstBro 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hospital my husband is in needed a covid test to be admitted for a stroke.

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GodFirstBro 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dude. Can't even tell you the names of any of her songs. Or when I last heard one. Or the name of any friend/ family that doesn't just think she's ghettofabulous trashola.

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GodFirstBro 6 points ago +6 / -0

oh and it makes them look like a shitty dollar store too!

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GodFirstBro 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol ya had me at rocketflushes.

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GodFirstBro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Corn around us isn't very high this year. And recently many of our local farmers are opting to plant other things like milo, instead of the usual corn/ bean rotations.

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GodFirstBro 1 point ago +1 / -0

sometimes life delivers a reason to change. For me, it was finally my husband. He started having health problems in September that turned out to be mini strokes. It was me having to stay up during the night to watch out for him and then most of the day too. It became the focal point of my existence. Watch out for him. Take care of him. Be sober, alert, and ready if he needs to go to the hospital. New years eve we had our last drink together. A shot each. And now he can't drink, because he's had 8 full blown strokes since April 3, and I won't, because his life is too precious to me to miss out on with even one moment of inattentiveness. He turned me on to Q in the beginning and we have ridden this ride all the way till now. Now he can't read GAW anymore. His strokes stripped him of a lot, one of them is communication and reading. So now I stay on here, lurk most of the day, read to him, talk to him about the movement, try to make him remember. I told him about the new q posts the other night, and just for a moment a spark of joy came over his eyes. Even in the middle of these strokes that have destroyed his mind and make him fight for his life every single minute, he can delight in the ideas of all this here on GAW. I am thankful for this place. And end of rant, it's another reason I don't need to drink anymore. Life is far too special and big and important to throw away on something like vodka. God bless you. I pray you stay sober too.

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GodFirstBro 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's Matthew Broderick's reflection. War Games.

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GodFirstBro 8 points ago +8 / -0

I like how it's supposed to be a threat. Meanwhile, somewhere, there's a guy feeling relieved that his Grimace-meets-MyLittlePony- looking gf isn't gonna rape him tonight.

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GodFirstBro 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was going with pee, but that makes sense

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GodFirstBro 6 points ago +6 / -0

That sounds alot like being responsible for your own actions. Huh.

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GodFirstBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a shirt I'd wear if it existed

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GodFirstBro 23 points ago +23 / -0

They're not even creative. Always and forever with the bricks. I have a basement in need of repair...could definitely make better use of them.

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GodFirstBro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Literally shaking with laughter @ the door off the planet that does not mean dying

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GodFirstBro 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's like they can't do one single thing without needing attention for it. Lookatmeeeee! Green hair! Lookatmeeeee! Surgically altered hoohah! Lookatmeeeee! Then again...people post their green bean casseroles on social media. Selfish, self centered, godless, greedy demons.

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