by raxlore
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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Ew. Musky scent. The smell of greenies shitting their depends can be detected far and wide.

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GodFirstBro_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they can pour thru the border to get in, surely these ass hats can snail their way thru the border to get out. Hasta Lasagna!

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GodFirstBro_ 12 points ago +12 / -0

I was surprised by this. The AZ officials earlier in the day had said their counting was expected to last up to 13 days.

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GodFirstBro_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

There were a few "ope" moments...otherwise it sang along. I spent it watching Louder With Crowder...that passed the time and those guys predicted it earlier than all the usual suspects. Nothing much came of the bomb threats and power outages, and the ppl having to wait 4 extra hours....well they waited...four...extra...hours. probably trump ppl. Just a fancy guess.

My other guess is this was heavily white- hat monitored. It smelled like 2016spirit.

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weirdly though, if Jesus is taking the wheel, your only lesson would concern getting in that car.

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GodFirstBro_ 39 points ago +39 / -0

Gee whiz, Deb! It couldnt possibly be the inflated polling cheat numbers from four years ago causing this cute little discrepancy, eh? Deb?

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GodFirstBro_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's funny to me reading the headline for this one. Nov 4th felt like graduation day. Yesterday felt like new years eve. Today feels like the first day of school. New teachers, new angles, new ideas. Have at 'er. We need new things. Maybe they can show us why we CAN have new, nice things.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yeah pretty much. I've learned in my nearly fifty years on this planet, growing up as the only Jesus loving conservative type person in a family of lefty wackanoodles, that you can only get just-so-far with some people. We have the same blood. We are NOT THE SAME. I like truth and reality, they like fantasy. I like earning my way, they like wishing for a winning lottery ticket that they never even payed for. I like raising morally upstanding children and now grandchildren, they like playing in the land of make pretend and throwing away anything they like-just-can't-even. I like learning from my mistakes, they like pointing fingers, crying, and consoling themselves with hair dye and pizza hut. So, oh fucking well with some people, and sometimes they're people you love. I just pray for them every day, hope the Lord can get in their weird mossy glitter-covered hearts. At the end of the day, it really is just Jesus taking the wheel.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

My lefty idiot family is all about astrology. The other day Mom sent a link to me about what astrology says my spirit animal is. Lol! I'm aware of astrology, I know the ropes basically...after all I grew up in a house with these wingnuts. So anyway. My response to her was some blithering nonsense about how I thought my spirit animal was the Incredible Hulk(!!!) And how upset I was to be proven wrong(!!!) Because oh-my-stars!

By the end she thought I was the wingnut. Made an excuse about having to go to the bathroom(who can't text in the bathroom?) Haven't heard from her since.

😀

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

I was looking for blue cars but this is a terrible picture

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GodFirstBro_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Think of all the lucky fellas dodging that bullet.

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