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JeffsNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

1 for you, 1 for me......2 for you, 1,2 for me....3 for you, 1,2,3 for me.

Simple!

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JeffsNuts 3 points ago +4 / -1

I'm thankful my son is not getting the jab, but if he wanted to I wouldn't stop him because what if I'm wrong?.... That your father would give you shit like that for feeling like it's not in your best interest to get vaxxed is just bizarre.... You do you man, and don't look back.

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JeffsNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can't remember someone's name that I met 5 minutes ago, but I can recite this in my head, in Abe's voice, verbatim.

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JeffsNuts 8 points ago +8 / -0

Cards Against Humanity

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JeffsNuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm sorry I zoomed in on the faces of the queen and the chick next to her... It's like pig skin or something

And the queen appears to have a pearl for lower front teeth, lol

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JeffsNuts 95 points ago +95 / -0

Earth shattering for who? The only thing that would be "earth shattering" for me at this point, would be to find out the results were legit AND THEY CAN PROVE IT!.... Anything else is No Shit Sherlock.

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JeffsNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell him to wear his mask and he'll be fine!!!

Lol

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JeffsNuts 27 points ago +27 / -0

This.... And make sure to share plenty of pictures of everybody having a good time without him.

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JeffsNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Real world headline: Man forces female TSA agent to touch his junk.

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JeffsNuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

How do you feel about frilly toothpicks?

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JeffsNuts 6 points ago +6 / -0

Indiana Joe and the Temple of Boom?

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JeffsNuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

That looks like a good opportunity for a caption contest.

What "racist" rhyme is she reading?

Edit: *he

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JeffsNuts 0 points ago +1 / -1

Clear blue here just south of DC.... Cloudy horizon to the south of me.

Interesting.

Edit: now there's 2 to the south

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JeffsNuts 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm just south of DC and it was indeed a wacky day of weather... Sunshiney blue skies... Grey clouds... Strong wind gusts... Peaceful snow... Angry snow... And blue skies again all within about 2 hours.

Seeing this OMFG THE WEATHER shit pisses me off.

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JeffsNuts 27 points ago +27 / -0

He could have said there's a cover charge and made fat stacks.

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JeffsNuts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump: Wind power "kills all the birds."

AP: That's obviously not true, but it does kill many.

FUCKING KEK

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