Note that something called the Fairfax Resolves is mentioned in this article. It could be something we could study and adopt for today. For the record, the authors include George Washington.

Fauci is the highest paid employee because he kills people which is the deep state's ultimate goal, which is to kill 5 billion people.

I don't think it isn't the fact that Elon Musk doesn't trust SpaceX. It is the fact that Elon is too busy to go up in space himself.

Renaming some of our bases should be a priority. For example, we should rename Point Maggo after Ronald Reagan or Vandenberg if President Trump so chooses depending on if Michael Reagan agrees.

That too. But the constitution makes the states more powerful than the federal government. For example, most of the cabinet level shouldn't even exist. The same could be said for government bodies such as the FCC, FDA, CDC, and so on.

A lot of other satire related articles have become truth to the point the Bee made a video where they are thinking of new ideas only for them to be proven true.

The first headline should be removed because it is the truth, and this is the Babylon Bee we are talking about.

Better yet, ban dancing of any kind since it causes heart attacks. Ban anything except the jab, the true cause of what is happening in the world.

President Trump's true total is likely 95 million plus voters for him all across the country.

No doubt ALF, with Lucky in a sandwich, will be included. If not, I'll ban myself from commenting and posting for 48 hours.

BTW: I have not seen the page given that it is actually published on Saturday.

So I guess dancing in a tutu can cause heart attacks.

This week's comics will be all about the cats and dogs.

Because we need to hold down $500k per year jobs just to survive. Thank you very much Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and (insert the name of your State's governor here).

Then there is the truth that the vegan food is filled with tons of preservatives including tons of sodium. South Park did an episode where fake food invades the Elementary school Cafeteria, and shocker, it sent Eric Cartman to the hospital. That is why they are pushing crickets.

He is generally right since all religions tend to worship the devil.

He, and the catholic church, make violating the bible a hobby.

It's Hollywood. Surely fake vegan food will sell. Other than that, the fast food industry is being killed in the state.

I think harassment would have been a better choice.

The article does mention military tribunals.

Here is a wider view of Tua's concussion.

https://x.com/henrycmckenna/status/1834417369617203503

The question I have is why didn't Tua slide? There was more than enough room to slide to Damar Hamlin's right that you can't see on the first link. This game, and the fact that it is a blowout, basically affirms former Dolphins head coach Brian Flores statement that Tua is not a good QB.

One question I have with this post. Was Tim Kaine there on 9/11/2016, the day Hillary was tossed into the van like a side of beef? He was Hillary's running mate for that election cycle.

Exactly. That is why I included the barf and faceplam reactions this post.

I know one thing, the eating cat memes will be replaced by memes regarding an issue the President brings up today.

Except the original post isn't my post, but we really need a sticky on this one.

The President is thinking long term, just like Jesus. The one reason why he was executed is because the Jewish elders thought he would stage a coup and eliminate them.