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Luminescent 7 points ago +7 / -0

I dunno, 20 years ago was my last visit and they did a pretty good job in my opinion. I wasn't about to just stare at that ulna poking out of my arm.

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least some of you know why I tell Santa to fuck off in front of the grocery store every Christmas

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Luminescent 16 points ago +16 / -0

Trust me, I know a few of the 60% are definitely going to resist more than us purebloods after getting duped and their life expectancy suffering because of it.

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Luminescent 10 points ago +10 / -0

Why stop at guns Edward? We should use your new technology to make knives dull until they're near food to be prepared.

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Luminescent 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not even flue season yet and they're already pushing FREE flue shots. I swear no needle will ever touch my skin ever again, not even for a tattoo or IV full of saline. Protect your DNA is right, they want any excuse to inject people.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not just quit talking to them? That's usually how I deal with stupid people.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

An obese rapper I have never heard of died from the clot shot! OMG! I'm going to rush right out and see if I can find anyone who cares.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

I had a roommate with that, couldn't get him to find a job or pay rent and finally sent him back to his parents. They must be proud of their 30 year old stay at home son.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Monkey Pox killed 5 fags and a dog that someone was fucking, this is probably just as gay.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Everyone does product placement, I wouldn't be surprised if Tesla gave him the truck and Zen pouches paid for all of the production. If I could have a Tesla truck for free and all I had to do was film me fucking around with it I would... even though they're hideous. He should've pitched Ford for a brand new F350 Super Duty so everyone could see an ugly electric truck get beat up by a real one.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

I was a foreman of a very large crew of men, trust me, that project would still be going if nobody did their job with a hangover.

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whoa there, what spurred all this? Y'all been keeping way too many puns corralled far too long.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn that climate change burning up Lahaina Hawaii. How about those climate change forest fires in Commiefornia a couple years back that just happened to have Antifa in the area every time?

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

Excellent point. I'm a US citizen and it pisses me off how much of my money goes to them since they offer duel citizenship to most of our politicians and harbor convicted pedophiles fleeing prosecution abroad. Fuck Israel. Every sailor aboard the Liberty should have retaliated and burned their village to the ground. I'm a decent American and wouldn't fault some foreign nationals for their attempt to destroy my government for their sins.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +3 / -2

I look forward to Sunday because of you but am always confused because of the girl at the end. You always advocate bacon and then have a girl who's obviously too attractive to be Jewish pandering for Isreal at the end. I love guns, bacon and beautiful goyem ladies too but Israel could get nuked and I'd be more concerned about how dirty my truck is.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

In AA it's defined as your higher power for a reason. They've excluded the book of Enoch and I wonder what else is hidden by the Vatican. The Bible has some wisdom and I love some of it's teachings but let's be realistic, I'm not going to hell for wearing mixed fibers and eating bacon. I'm particularly fond of my merino wool polyester blend Long Johns and pigs are delicious.

God wanted me to save this mutt, it's completely obvious now that there was devine intervention and it was so strongly encouraged that I become his emotional support human that I got a wild hair up my ass and drove 100 miles whilst intoxicated to adopt him. He's the definition of a pure soul, so gentle and kind, I have friends who are great parents and leary of a chihuahua near their children but we all get a good laugh while a bunch of 4 year old girls are climbing all over my 120lb Rottweiler decorating him with flowers. Where I'm going with this...

I'm in downtown Aspen yesterday fixing an electrical problem for a friend in his restaurant. My dog who is the most sensitive and aware being on this planet has his demeanor shift with every person going by. Visibly shaking and full of fear on some, questioning others and warms up to a couple here and there letting them pet him. Most women and all children get a free ticket. I've had a lot of dogs and they all had the ability to sense evil to a certain degree but he's like a Geiger counter for tarnished souls. I'm brushing shoulders with the one percenters on the street in front of Gucci and he's about ripping my arm off to avoid certain ones. He can smell the human flesh and adrenachrome I suppose.

I'm a recovering atheist because I was raised in a church filled with some of the most vile and sadistic people who have ever called themselves Christians. I'm learning from my dog how to spot demons, there's a tipping point on the scales and far more than I've expected have been stacking deeds for Satan in exchange for who knows what... I know atheists who are more Christ like than people in church and I watched my aunt raise her hands higher in the front pew after whipping foster children with electrical cords.

There's most certainly a battle going on and it's simply good against evil. My time here in this body is the same as voting with my dollar and I'm placing an investment in love. I will reward pure intentions and help those who are kind. I judge, oh I judge believe it, I'm not wasting another second of my life aiding those doing the bidding of evil. I didn't have to read the Bible to figure out some people are saturated in darkness, I learned who to love from a fucking dog that God paired me up with.

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Luminescent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oooh... I'd love some sauce. I meet the best people around here when I sort out the feds and flat earthers.

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Luminescent 2 points ago +2 / -0

I keep hearing they're doctors, scientists and engineers flooding the border so I suppose it's possible.

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Luminescent 3 points ago +3 / -0

Probably sacrificed a baby and ate it or fucked a child on Epstien Island for that much fame and fortune. I'm so grateful I'm a poor nobody, it's so much easier to know who I can trust and I get the luxury of keeping my principles.

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