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Merkava_4 3 points ago +3 / -0

Bibloop ! Why didn't you warn me ?!!?

The next time I see "Ellen" in the thread title, I'm not clicking !

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Merkava_4 1 point ago +2 / -1

What about all the signs on the restroom doors that say "All Gender Restroom" ?

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Merkava_4 5 points ago +5 / -0

That would probably be the TV Media and Big-Pharma.

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Merkava_4 2 points ago +2 / -0

All the other agencies are completely compromised. The military is only part way compromised depending on which general they're being ruled under.

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Merkava_4 4 points ago +4 / -0

We're supposed to start with all those involved in the Russian collusion hoax aren't we?

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Merkava_4 3 points ago +3 / -0

That reminds me of a Seinfeld episode where George wanted everybody in the city to wear name tags. 😁

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Merkava_4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where'd he get the word fren? We only use that word on this site.

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Merkava_4 1 point ago +1 / -0

I get the Mexican Coke that comes in a glass bottle. They're priced at about $1.50 per bottle. Well worth paying the price difference for getting the sugar instead of corn syrup. The taste is fantastic.

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Merkava_4 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why not just round it off to the nearest 5 cents? The post office has been doing that for years. Dumb as hell.

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Merkava_4 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wow, she can sure rattle off words fast. I've never heard of her.

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Merkava_4 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you go back 200 years, would you find an obese person?

The typical answer is no because life was harder back then and required more physical activity.

That's what they'll tell you.

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Merkava_4 2 points ago +2 / -0

I think we only need one intelligence agency. We got the NSA; what else do we need?

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Merkava_4 4 points ago +4 / -0

There sure are a lot of good people who could be press secretary.

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Merkava_4 4 points ago +4 / -0

I don't see why we need the CIA either.

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Merkava_4 2 points ago +2 / -0

The main problem is they put sugar in everything. They put sugar in soups, salad dressing mix, and flour tortillas.

And another thing, when's the last time you bought a tomato from a store that had taste?

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Merkava_4 2 points ago +2 / -0

I've been hearing reports that he's extremely happy and his dementia is gone. Amazing.

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