I think about titor every day. That was not larp

there was a post on digg around that time purportedly from a close friend of Dave's (I always suspected it was Neil from the show) who described a story Dave told him about what happened when he was staying in a hotel in Chicago. He was woken up in the middle of the night to find his wife unconscious and unresponsive (probably from qualuds) and two intruders who he recognized as Oprah and Bill Cosby telling him what he was doing on his show was bad for the black community. they told him they could get to him any time they wanted and that's why he bugged out to Africa

surprised the democrats haven't made today national mosque appreciation day

west coast is a lost cause

More like he told him "got you bruh but gotta wait until after the election in November"

someone give me the tldr of this beautiful mind schizo post

Jesus I don't care, just leave us out of it

"You only arrest for a felony and I don't consider drunken driving a felony"

Joe

sir, the public doesn't care about the isreal palestine conflict

not to worry, just drag some more middle easterners into it and scare them about ww3

only buy gold with cash

Please God let this happen because it would be so fucking funny

americans are not skipping meals

we already knew that

oh, NOW they want to do animal testing

reeeeeeeee no it would cause ww3 if you peeled back the curtains and looked inside, i'm serial

careful don, don't have a "deplorables" moment

mac dre was robbing banks. (((who))) owns all the banks

First arrest will verify actions and confirm future direction.

well we've done absolutely nothing in the past four years to secure this election from what happened last time, so i'm feeling pretty darn good about it

It's like a celebrity's car, it's really hard to steer when the cia take control of it remotely

he still had to pay an obscene bond amount. it's not the win you think it is

Chandler didn't kill himself!

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST!

guy who doesn't understand survivorship bias: we only need to get them level 4 plates for their dicks and kneecaps.

i also hate the antichrist