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OutThereSomewhere 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some people come home from work and participate in a "daily post-work alcohol ritual", but when you don't frame it as negative because society agrees with us being alcohol-addled but not feeling good off a plant they can't patent, the do-gooders in society have the fuel they need to tell you you're wrong wrong wrong for not following along and drinking like everyone else you contrarian pothead you LOL

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OutThereSomewhere 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember in the 90s it was a cliche joke when someone got into an odd situation they say something along the lines of "It's gotta be something in the water", the all of the sudden you quit hearing that joke at all, and antidepressants and agricultural and manufacturing chemicals started turning up in tests.

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OutThereSomewhere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Came here to say that's definitely a seagull!

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OutThereSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is how Terence McKenna describes the forward movement of history when he explains Time Wave Zero. Historical cycles repeating in differing and concurrent patterns as existence itself builds upon ever increasing levels of complexity in which time moves faster as we approach the end and cycles like you describe begin and conclude far more quickly than previously.

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OutThereSomewhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to say no, but dealing with my NPC in-laws, they can't even remember that people used to naturally get sick. Told my wife that vaccines are intended to "lessen symptoms" but had no answer when my wife retorted with the question "How does a disease get eradicated through vaccination if the vaccinations ultimate goal isn't to prevent the disease but just to lessen the severity of symptoms?"

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OutThereSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

I never knew that quinine glowed under a black light until recently. Pretty cool.

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OutThereSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe it's because the war you're seeing play out is all on the screen only, just like in Wargames, and we're all like Falken, sure it's an image, and everyone else is like McKitrick ready to make permanent real-life decisions based on the illusion.

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OutThereSomewhere 6 points ago +6 / -0

Boy if I had a nickel for each time I've said this

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OutThereSomewhere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh so if you activate the hoodlums in these cities to the point where everything is locked up its just a matter of changing the doors to only open for "compliant" people once all of the doors are set up.

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OutThereSomewhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Some lefties made those memes, I'm being serious. They have a specifically shitty way of constructing them I have come to recognize.It's based in the fact that the subtlety that we usually put in them is usually missed by them completely and they just outright say shit instead of displaying any sort of cleverness in their delivery. No creativity. "I love being white", "we are the future" sound like they come directly from the mind of someone who follows lefty call to actions that are usually stark and uncreative like these memes are.

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OutThereSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

I read something before that said that weather modification has been in use since the late 1800's and I found it odd that that's around the same time we started taking "official" weather records.

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OutThereSomewhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

Setting themselves up to literally end Lolla the same way it did the first time: In flames.

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OutThereSomewhere 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lost Highway kicks ass

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OutThereSomewhere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Eat a couple BK Impossible Burgers a week and the estrogen they're fried in will have you in touch with you're feminine side in no time! You may even get some man-tits for your troubles!

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OutThereSomewhere 3 points ago +3 / -0

Man, we breezed right past all of the fun conspiracies. Remember when it was all "Is that GMO human bluetooth connectable?" and "Will this magnet stick to grandma?" Those were the minutes.

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OutThereSomewhere 2 points ago +2 / -0

When you're dealing with essentially lawyers who want you dead, everything you do can be used against you because they're cooking up contingencies for contingencies legally for every move one makes.

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OutThereSomewhere 35 points ago +35 / -0

"Subscribe so we can group you all together and cancel all of your accounts simultaneously"

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OutThereSomewhere 10 points ago +10 / -0

When I used to work at 711 years ago whe. I z'ed out the register att the end of my shift the slip gave a tally of the total number of transanctions. It made me realize I saw at least 100 different people in a shift.

I'd hear statistics from time to time about what percentage of the population are sociopaths with no emotions, how many people in 100 have certain stds and you realize you saw 100 people today.

I always thought to myself that if I had the ability to know who was the sociopath or who had the diseases they would probably not be the people I guessed.

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