Zelensky insists that if they find gay porn in his browsing history it was Russian hackers. LOL wtf?
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LMFAO!🤣🤣🙄
I want this to be real but after an extensive search it seems fake.
If anyone has a source besides a screenshot let me know because if I could prove this were true it would be a huge redpill to the normie cookers I know.
It’s funny even if someone made it up but if he actually said that holy shit. 😂
ya, im gonna wait
that twitter account is a parody of this one
https://twitter.com/ASBMilitary
The Twitter account it comes from is SATIRE……
Had a feelin lol
That was oddly specific.
That didn't work on your wife and it won't work on us either
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Tell me you're a gay boi looking at boners online without telling me you're a gay boi looking at boners online:
kek!
Gay Jewish Nazi Boi. Get it right ; )
".....and if that sheep says I molested her, she's a damn liar!"
Alrighty then.
He totally sucks cock.
I get it's a joke.
But he totally sucks the cock.
I'll never understand why people would think this is some kind of slam dunk against his character. Um...we don't care about the gay porn...we care about your biolabs and child trafficking.
The gay porn thing just seemed a given
Hands down this is the best post I've ever seen on GAW. LMFAO!!! Ever see the videos of him sexy dancing in dominatrix leather with a bunch of other dudes? It's a music video he made before he was president. Oh man. Right. Russian hackers. He should have stayed a comedian bc he's funny as hell.
Where's there's porno there's forno. Just sayin'....
He's also an, umm, unorthodox player of the piano, I'm told...
Would that include the clips of his piano playing penis? Or perhaps his sexy dancing in high heels with other dudes?
OH MY!
Zelenskyy warns of Russian cyber attacks altering Ukrainians' browser histories:
Homo says what?
Lmao this is going to short circuit the lefties brains. Surely there is NOTHING wrong with gay porn right??
Thanks for almost making me piss myself laughing! Top KEK!!!
This is a satire it’s, please don’t just repeat sh$t you haven’t looked into.
--Zelensky
His nation is in the middle of a war with Russia. Russian troops are surrounding Ukrainian cities and destroying the Ukraine military...
.... and THIS is what the President of Ukraine is most worried about? Gay online porn being found in his internet search history?
For most of us, that wouldn't be in our top 500 list of things to be worried about.
How bigoted of him to assume anyone cares what kind of porn he watches.
Nervous much?
lol.. but the video of him in thigh high stripper boots was no indication of his preference in browsing, right???
Hunter: "Yeah, sorry, I tried that one too and no one bought it".
Thanks for reflaring as shitpost.
If he did indeed say this, he may have said gay but I bet he meant children.