Would pass up the 5k for no tax of any kind.

I don't think the coffee was dark enough.

I think pence was forced on trump as terms for him being able to run in 2015

Or non citizens, or people with zero work experience.

This is exactly why kid goku did the pat test on every girl he met

Biden is the most popular necromancer president of all time

You forgot that brief period when they had the wealthiest city on planet earth, wakanda!

I'd imagine it would be like you as a human suddenly being pushed out into space

Looks like a vampire, just needs the fangs.

Because it's supposed to be at a specific place where a tower used to be, and if it's not when the auditors arrive, well. Best not to be holding the bag...

Always good to remind them between the IRS and DOGE, which one is stealing your money.

Shall we direct them to the aristocratic elite aka the DNC?

A new Renaissance

They were also far more intelligent than our best today. For example they'd already have a forest growing over the buried remains of the traitors who sold us down the river decades ago.

Growing up fishing in my youth i can tell you fish are immediately apparent of the existence of water the moment you take them out of it.

It'd be interesting to see someone be awarded a medal and hung in the same day

Idgaf about the wars outcome. I want our money back.

If zelensky wants more money. He should first itemize every single cent we already gave him, and propose a payment plan to pay it all back.

Every time we tries it just did a soft reboot instead, what we need is a total disk cleaning and a better firewall put up

The more things change the more they stay the same

Dont forget, social distancing!!!!

To be fair, would you be able to keep sane being married to a kardashian?

Its the ups man now

Be careful which doors you open, some don't close afterwards

Better to count the ones that werent