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Queef_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Don't fret. God will indeed save this world. You see, its not about going up but, rather, heaven coming down to men. The new Jerusalem is on the horizon.

It is the great and terrible day, folks. Great for those who obey God and terrible for those doing evil.

But here's the kicker: the world will know that it wasn't Donald Trump or Q team or patriots that accomplished this. They will know that the ultimate chess Master has made the final move.

Checkmate, bitches.

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Queef_Anon 3 points ago +3 / -0

My Taiwanese friends here lost it at "asshoe."

You win the AOL Interwebs Award today.

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Queef_Anon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I always called the the Fuck Butt Institute.

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Queef_Anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Not for us felon Patriots but I'd never let a violation of my constitutional right stand. Believe me, we can get ours too.

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Queef_Anon 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whats your source? The Bible isn't really clear on these issues, although we know that such exist.

Free will is a fallacy, fren. The scriptures clearly state that one is either a slave to God or to sin. Either way, a slave is thus and a slave's will isn't free.

The Bible provides examples as well: Moses, Jonah, Job, Pharoah, Etc. Even Christ came to do His Father's will, not His own.

Concerning the fall of man and creation:

"For the creation was subjected to futility(sin/corruption), not by its own will, but because of the One who subjected it, in hope that the creation itself will be set free from its bondage to decay and brought into the glorious freedom of the children of God." Romans 8:20-21.

Read that again, slowly. The fall was God's will and doing. Where was free will?

Food for thought.

As far as the whole demon/alien thing, I'm in agreement here:

https://www.thepathoftruth.com/teachings/origin-identity-satan.htm

A good read.

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Queef_Anon 3 points ago +3 / -0

I've heard of the legend of the Shillclown Troll. All started as a genetics experiment gone wrong back in 'Nam when I was on a U-boat with John Kerry (reporting for doo-tay with my wonderful wife Ter-ay-zuh).

We were knee-deep in Charlie when word came down from top brass: "make it disappear. " we attempted but ultimately failed. The creature managed to escape our ward and later discovered an advanced technology known as the interwebs and here we are today.

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Queef_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boomer: anyone over the age of 25. 🤣

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Queef_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

I like the lowercase "r" in WINTErVAG."

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Queef_Anon 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Having one of those not so fresh days? Try WinterVag, the revolutionary new vaginal cooling and drying trend. Only from Ronco."

"But wait, there's more..."

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Queef_Anon 3 points ago +4 / -1

Exactly, which is why I get trashed here among the cult.

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