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Uncle_Fester 10 points ago +10 / -0

I like my way of life. They really shouldn't bother people like me.

I excel at everything I do. I recently taught a pair of swallows to carry a coconut.

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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

I don't know. Dust her off, fix her hair and make up...that lady has several days left on her.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +3 / -1

Hmmm...

The last time I saw something like that the black spot was on Jupiter and it was full of monoliths.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not a "sauce-able" headline; it was a "what caption fits this picture" take.

Clearly she looks uncomfortable, yet is all dressed up, and made up, to be there. Humiliation ritual?

I have been wondering what the event was where this took place. Were you thinking it might be a faked image?

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Uncle_Fester 6 points ago +6 / -0

CERN is operating tomorrow.

Trying to put the Genie back in the bottle?

Or opening the door for Old Scratch his self?

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

The space-time continuum is certainly skewed.

We have to go back to 1955 and fix it.

Forward, into the past.

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Uncle_Fester 7 points ago +7 / -0

Wow.

What kind of country puts obvious foreigners in charge of themselves?

Were there no true Scotsmen available?

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is how you look when you don't like how you look, and you paid to look like that.

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Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll take a "Rosie" robot for housekeeping and cooking and a "Jane" robot as a (ahem) chamber maid.

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Uncle_Fester 8 points ago +8 / -0

Merry Resurrection Day Frens!

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Uncle_Fester 12 points ago +12 / -0

In case anyone interested in the "Day XX of fenben treatment" updates hasn't checked the Daily Chat there is some good news today.

It is a few posts down from the top.

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Uncle_Fester 5 points ago +5 / -0

Those counter rotating propellers are wild.

Those airplanes have been in service since 1956.

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Uncle_Fester 8 points ago +8 / -0

Thank you for posting this! I had been wondering.

Best wishes to both dog and fren 94.

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Uncle_Fester 6 points ago +6 / -0

Haste makes waste.

It also makes you look suspicious.

Let me guess: all these newly found ballots voted for your tax increase.

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Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

Free style ski jumping! Lurch, get this fren one of Gomez's cigars.

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