Even Chris Benoit had the sense to let the dogs out in the backyard
Just a capella it, honey.
tbf, the protocol calls for the President-elect to be sworn in precisely at 12 noon. I think they were running behind schedule.
He may have already took the oath?
Not a bad time for 'the tweet' to be posted.
Joint Session started at 1:07 PM
Maybe Trump's team put the leak out themselves because they were bored and wanted to fuck with the fake news for shits and giggles.
They're all the same
Yeah, much like the Vegas shooter's brother
I've got a bit of a dark horse pick: Sen. Kyrsten Sinema
Refer to this comment I made over three years ago on here regarding my thoughts on her. And since then she has become an Independent much like Tulsi did.
Yeah, I got this on a post I had on Instagram minutes after the event. The bullshit reason they gave was that it was a doctored photo that had the secret service smiling, which is absurd because it was the same picture that came out moments after the fact
They've since fixed it and gave their typical "Oopsies! It was a mistake" statement.
Yo, that's my Representative carving out a new one for Dr. Death. Give him Hell, Rich!
Vic Morrow comes to mind.
I noticed that as well.
Oh, cool. He's still doing the music bit at the end of every speech.
Yes, because the one celebrity that I would absolutely listen to in order to help me decide who to vote for is a woman who's entire career was made from writing songs about choosing the wrong man time and time again...
Y'all reading this clearly understand how absurd of a play this is, but there will no doubt be hundreds of thousands of smooth-brain midwits that will fall hook, line and sinker for it.
I knew my spidey senses were tingling when I first heard the 83 million total.
Geordi La Forge sure didn't see that one coming.
I guess you could say Ron DeSantis was given DAS BOOT.
(yes, I'm aware 'das boot' really means 'undersea boat'.)
I'd flip my shit if Rob Schneider was Q this whole entire time.
In 1972, detective James Rothstein arrested Frank Sturgis, who was one of the men who broke in. He said they were actually there to find "The Book," which detailed child prostitution activities, names, dates, and how much they paid for sex with children by both Republicans and Democrats.
Watergate wasn't about breaking into the DNC hq to steal election strategies. My guess is The Book was being used as blackmail. This is their M.O.
"The Watergate break-in was strictly based on one thing – the pedophile records that were being kept at the Democratic National Headquarters."
– Det. James Rothstein, NYPD, Retired