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captn_crunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe Trump's team put the leak out themselves because they were bored and wanted to fuck with the fake news for shits and giggles.

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captn_crunch 2 points ago +3 / -1

I've got a bit of a dark horse pick: Sen. Kyrsten Sinema

Refer to this comment I made over three years ago on here regarding my thoughts on her. And since then she has become an Independent much like Tulsi did.

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captn_crunch 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, I got this on a post I had on Instagram minutes after the event. The bullshit reason they gave was that it was a doctored photo that had the secret service smiling, which is absurd because it was the same picture that came out moments after the fact

They've since fixed it and gave their typical "Oopsies! It was a mistake" statement.

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captn_crunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yo, that's my Representative carving out a new one for Dr. Death. Give him Hell, Rich!

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captn_crunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, cool. He's still doing the music bit at the end of every speech.

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captn_crunch 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes, because the one celebrity that I would absolutely listen to in order to help me decide who to vote for is a woman who's entire career was made from writing songs about choosing the wrong man time and time again...

Y'all reading this clearly understand how absurd of a play this is, but there will no doubt be hundreds of thousands of smooth-brain midwits that will fall hook, line and sinker for it.

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captn_crunch 2 points ago +5 / -3

I knew my spidey senses were tingling when I first heard the 83 million total.

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captn_crunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guess you could say Ron DeSantis was given DAS BOOT.

(yes, I'm aware 'das boot' really means 'undersea boat'.)

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captn_crunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd flip my shit if Rob Schneider was Q this whole entire time.

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captn_crunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tbf, I think that's the number of followers he had at the time of his ban. Minus several thousand or so who unfollowed because .... well, he was banned.

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captn_crunch 43 points ago +43 / -0

Burn in Hell, globalist scumbag.

Then again, Hell is probably too good a place for someone like him.

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captn_crunch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Was gonna say I'd bet he and Weiner went to the same gym.

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captn_crunch 3 points ago +4 / -1

Yeah, I've found her interesting. Dave of X22 often uses her as a source in his reports and, as far as I know, she's the only journalist/ investigative reporter employed by any of the legacy fake news media that Dave uses.

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