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celticwhisper 0 points ago +1 / -1

Paging Sterling Archer. SMOKEY AND THE GODDAMN BANDIT!

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mr. Van Driessen and Mr. Mackey both had that as a catchphrase. Difference was Van Driessen said more of an "mkay?" to cap off a sentence whereas Mackey had a drawn-out "mkaaaaaaaay?" that was as much a vocal filler as it was a question in search of assent.

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celticwhisper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Her career should have ended in 2020 along with the rest of the coof tyrants. Anything after that shouldn't even matter - you fuck with people's 1A right to assembly, and forget impeachment or arrest - you should be tarred, feathered and run out of town on a rail.

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celticwhisper 7 points ago +7 / -0

Invalidate his fucking pardon and execute him already. Why the fuck does this narcissistic megalomaniac still feel comfortable speaking publicly at all? He should have changed his name and fled to fucking Venezuela by now.

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celticwhisper 4 points ago +4 / -0

He's picturing a ring or a schoolyard, isn't he? Let him go up against a right-wing biker in a street fight where there are no rules and no referee, and see how he fares.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Grind them up and render them into biofuel to burn in airplane engines. It's the only job they're suited for.

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celticwhisper 4 points ago +4 / -0

And porch seats facing both east and west so you can watch the sun rise and set.

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celticwhisper 5 points ago +5 / -0

I fucking hate that accent and the phony politeness they so often affect in professional or commercial settings.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can all weasel out for all I care, as long as Fauci gets hung out to dry. That little rat needs to be thrice crucified - in the revised court of public opinion, in a criminal court of law, and then literally by judicial death sentence.

He can be the pebble that starts the avalanche - an avalanche that will then go on to crush and bury the pond scum governors and their state and county public health department cronies who were responsible for so many wholesale violations of the rights of the people.

Alina, if you're reading this, spare no effort to invalidate Fauci's pardon. Get the others if you can, but put the biggest target on the vile garden gnome.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hey fren, do you happen to have a link to an article or record or something that can conclusively prove Biden was behind the culling? I'm beginning to see some revisionist history in conversations online that point the finger at Trump saying "they" (deliberately nonspecific but implying that the government under Trump did it) had to kill chickens because of birb coof and I'd like to be able to shut down the slippery fast-talking beyond their ability to find an out.

It still leaves "but birb coof!" as an excuse but it would at least leave causality squarely in the lap of the former (p)Resident.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good, invalidate Fauci's pardon and crucify the treacherous cocksucker on the DC mall.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Inner patriot says "Don't jerk the citizenry around like that." Inner anon shitposter thinks it was kinda hilarious though.

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celticwhisper 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rather see her fed to the sarlacc, but I'll take what I can get. Now recanonize the Dark Forces series, you chumps.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone remember Virtual Bill from the MTV Weird Ass Cartoons Weekend back in the 90s?

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celticwhisper 4 points ago +4 / -0

20+ year metalhead here. For an AI generated song and video it's pretty good! Obviously the composition is pretty simplistic but the imagery and lyrics are lulzy as you please. Obama taking off the rubber Biden mask was just chef's kiss.

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