It’s possible Bobby might find himself in the throes of something watching Little League players rather than Major League Baseball players.

Imposing fines for companies who hire illegals would lead to self deportations.

Most importantly, is anyone getting laid with this?

Recorded in high fidelity.

Ron is looking for a say in the Republican platform at the convention. Little does he know, his only contribution will be wearing platform shoes.

Pretty sure he understands KFC better than NCSWIC.

You'd make an excellent Congressman.

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Which was taller, the trophy or DeSantis?

Did he offer any penetrating thoughts about Kevin McCarthy?

Plot twist: one of the hecklers was Fetterman.

On the bright side, the lawn will look great by springtime.

He's married to a horse so maybe she shared her Ivermectin.

I believe this "sugar brother" chronicled OJ tracking down the real killers and worked on a biopic with Jussie Smollett.

I remember his battles with Superman.

That’s the same look Nancy gets when Paul hammers through the last pint of $20 ice cream and nothing is left but an expired pint of Ben and Jerry’s Swallwell Swirl.

Maybe he went in black face and hopes they won’t know it was him.

“Come out with your jowls up.”

Maybe it’s the big logo here staring me in the face, but I’d kind of like to find out who the Q team is.

On a side note, I’m imagining a day they are so popular, you see five of them show up on Celebrity Family Feud.

Pretty sure Frank Luntz got there ahead of the saloon door.

Looks like a map of Dominion server farms.

Once a month, I propose a "Taking a Dump Chat."

It would combine the best aspects of Shower Thoughts, except these thoughts must occur on the toilet, and it would be presented in the style of Daily/Weekly Chat.

Joe is on top of Barack, which is what we'd expect.

All publicity is good publicity until someone is tucking their junk between their legs.

I think we know where they need to stick the tube of horse paste.