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tenthousandspoons 6 points ago +6 / -0

She's definitely No Bueno, with a title that's the educational equivalent of Rococo (overly decorative, no real function) style. I've encountered types like her who've been hired to facilitate most "employee development" torture sessions I've been mandated to attend. ("Let's all go around and share a fun fact about ourselves.")

I believe there's been a new circle of hell that's been created to accommodate these self-important doom goblins.

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tenthousandspoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

I heard ayatolla jr's short one leg, so it all evens out.

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tenthousandspoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

She lives in the deepest part of the forest, in a house made of gingerbread and sugarplums. Keep your children far, far away...

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tenthousandspoons 8 points ago +8 / -0

Maybe an unpopular opinion: If you're in default on your student loans, your voting rights are suspended until they're paid.

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tenthousandspoons 11 points ago +11 / -0

Yes. One day. Dump Juneteenth. Make Election Day a federal holiday.

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tenthousandspoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

And it's some of the most headache-inducting shit you've ever seen:

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/02/barack-obama-gets-savagely-roasted-after-his-infamous/

This effort is particularly ironic, since Chicago Public Schools literacy rates hover just under the 20% mark. This latest will not help.

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tenthousandspoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nix...... Nixon...... Maggie Nixon? Are we about to turn up the heat under Hussein?

u/#q1214

u/#q1212

u/#q1211

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tenthousandspoons 3 points ago +3 / -0

End the Dept. of Ed.... they've become a domestic terrorism organization.

Bust the teacher union and investigate all of the members. As well as every pol who is controlled by them.

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tenthousandspoons 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can someone who is more experienced in typography/typeface layout than me please explain WTAF is going on with the layout of the first two paragraphs? Only thing I can guess is it looks better in its original language (?) and someone didn't take the same amount of care with the English translation. This is visually tacky. What kind of monarchy are they running over there?

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tenthousandspoons 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are completely entitled to your opinion, and your preferences, but please be informed. WAP was sung by Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Stallion. Nicki Minaj had nothing to do with it.

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tenthousandspoons 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sounds like a great way to catch cholera.

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tenthousandspoons 11 points ago +11 / -0

This is a good list. I would add to the "no government employment" piece a, "no running for or accepting any government office or appointed post within said government." Not even dog catcher.

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tenthousandspoons 1 point ago +1 / -0

Close! An Axolotl on Aristotle!

And the "Wrong book" joke centers on the Passover seder script. Not many small hats at that particular gathering. :)

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tenthousandspoons 1 point ago +1 / -0

We stand for bodily sovereignty. We decide what does or does not get injected into our bodies and the bodies of our children.

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