7
Uncle_Fester 7 points ago +7 / -0

We're an American band

We're coming to your town

We'll help you party it down

We're an American band

7
Uncle_Fester 7 points ago +7 / -0

u/BerlinWallCrosser

But please, no more armed women with tats.

Brace yourself fren.

2
Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

And we ring in March by fitting the Ayatollah of Iran with a toe tag.

He would not negotiate in good faith. He had no honor.

Q'pla!

1
Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tick Tock? Boom? Big bada boom?

Sounds biblical because it is biblical.

The ayatollah had a fail safe. Wasn't that 1 Thessalonians 5:3?

"For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape."

From hell's heart, I stab at thee. For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.

Say his name!

2
Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

What's our ACTUAL population? How many leftists are ACTUALLY out there? How many queers? Muslims? Illegals?

Let's start with ACTUAL votors.

4
Uncle_Fester 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do you think he will even go home for dinner afterwards?

3
Uncle_Fester 3 points ago +3 / -0

kek

Man with tin ear does not need an umbrella.

1
Uncle_Fester 1 point ago +1 / -0

Unfortunately, the pool of beneficiaries has been contaminated. The properly eligible have been (and will be) harmed. Fix it as fast as possible to reduce the harm to them and the public. This is the doing of those who allowed the pollution to occur.

Cut everyone off and make them reapply. Fly in a C-5 worth of application specialists. If the applicants are motivated it could be done in six weeks or less.

2
Uncle_Fester 2 points ago +2 / -0

Phrasing?

I remember phrasing.

And "...that's how you get ants..."

view more: ‹ Prev Next ›