The Trump family waited so long to pack up from The White House that moving day was a mad rush. Melania was running around with all her clothes fluttering through the air, Don Jr. was surfing the suitcases down the stairs, Eric was outside flagging down the vans, Ivanka was packing up the kids, making a phone call, and putting her hair up in a bun all at once.
By the time they all ran out the door and drove off down the street, they totally forgot about Barron, alone, asleep, in the attic.
That’s right.
Barron is now trapped in The White House with sniffing Joe Biden but don’t worry, no one knows he’s there yet. He’s been using the secret passages in the walls, the air ducts, and the underground tunnels to get around. In fact, he’s already hacked into Biden’s new email account and has Hunter drugged asleep in a closet. He also has a machine gun, two firecrackers, and a butterknife.
I asked myself the same ... then I saw Melania smiling on 20th departure from DC ... and I brushed off all ideas involving sucessful foul plays from the swamp on DJT s family. Hope all are well!
It is definitely strange that he isn’t in that one photo of the Trump family that I guess was presented as them waving goodbye to The White House. In that photo, Ivanka and Jared are closest to the camera (they are all standing in a row) and none of them are wearing masks except for Ivanka and Jared’s two kids who are standing in front of them, both wearing masks.
I think for a lot of Trump supporters, the first thing they noticed was those two kids in masks. That is just very strange, isn’t it? First of all the whole idea of children in masks looks and feels so obscene, but obviously the corporate media is working overtime to normalize that image. But to only have the kids in the masks and the adults all breathing free? The messaging on that is so odd.
Everyone likes to say Ivanka and Jared are such liberals, so maybe they buy into the China Virus virtue signalling? Do we know if this is common for them, walking around with their kids in masks and them without? It’s seems like the corporate media could have had a field day with that.
I read a comment where someone suggested that the kids could be body doubles and the masks are there to make that less obvious. But then you still have the problem of using someone else’s child as a body double. I mean a child is a child, right? It sounds weird to have one stand in for another due to a threat. Or could it be more like their real kids are all under military protection and they just need the body double for a quick photo, and the masks are there to protect their identity?
Anyway, this is all just speculation. I am interested in logical discussion of this. Think for yourself. Feel free to disagree.
Another interesting thought with the idea of Barron and body doubles is how difficult would it be to find a body double for Barron? A kid that young and that tall? Maybe that’s why he wasn’t in the family photo?
I guess the ideal scenario is Trump has all of his kids and grandkids placed safely with the military right now, and this is all part of the plan.
No word on him, he is literally a genius. Maybe working on the Putin soccer ball declass files. Just asking. Have you heard anything about any of them since Jan,20?
The Trump family waited so long to pack up from The White House that moving day was a mad rush. Melania was running around with all her clothes fluttering through the air, Don Jr. was surfing the suitcases down the stairs, Eric was outside flagging down the vans, Ivanka was packing up the kids, making a phone call, and putting her hair up in a bun all at once.
By the time they all ran out the door and drove off down the street, they totally forgot about Barron, alone, asleep, in the attic.
That’s right.
Barron is now trapped in The White House with sniffing Joe Biden but don’t worry, no one knows he’s there yet. He’s been using the secret passages in the walls, the air ducts, and the underground tunnels to get around. In fact, he’s already hacked into Biden’s new email account and has Hunter drugged asleep in a closet. He also has a machine gun, two firecrackers, and a butterknife.
The Deep State has no idea what is coming.
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FUCKING KEK DUDE!!!
That's the question beginners ask.
The real question is: Where isn't Barron?
No, the real question is when is Barron?
Well shit. At least we don't have to ask WHY is Barron...
So your telling me.... No one has asked the Question. What is Barron?
How is Barron.... doing, I mean is the kid all right?
They keep sending him through the timelines which is why he looks like he's 25 now lol. Just kidding
Or are you...hmm
If he's wise... he will be staying well away from Washington DC.
That place is NOT safe for young boys these days.
Never was!
Hey Timmy, want to go grab a slice? I know the perfect spot!
He’s on a Marvellous Underground Journey. (If you’re an Amazon Prime subscriber, the book is available for free on Kindle.)
Just bought it.
Does a kindle have a function for reading books to you?
Audible, just checked.
That one I do not know. I know that the Barron Trump Book is available as an audio book but that’s the extent of my knowledge.
More research needed. Thanks!
Hopefully safely insulated somewhere that he will be protected.
This
Studying and not doing drugs
Wherever he is I bet he has an ass load of military trained security.
I asked myself the same ... then I saw Melania smiling on 20th departure from DC ... and I brushed off all ideas involving sucessful foul plays from the swamp on DJT s family. Hope all are well!
Saving the world in other alternate timelines and dimensions
It is definitely strange that he isn’t in that one photo of the Trump family that I guess was presented as them waving goodbye to The White House. In that photo, Ivanka and Jared are closest to the camera (they are all standing in a row) and none of them are wearing masks except for Ivanka and Jared’s two kids who are standing in front of them, both wearing masks.
I think for a lot of Trump supporters, the first thing they noticed was those two kids in masks. That is just very strange, isn’t it? First of all the whole idea of children in masks looks and feels so obscene, but obviously the corporate media is working overtime to normalize that image. But to only have the kids in the masks and the adults all breathing free? The messaging on that is so odd.
Everyone likes to say Ivanka and Jared are such liberals, so maybe they buy into the China Virus virtue signalling? Do we know if this is common for them, walking around with their kids in masks and them without? It’s seems like the corporate media could have had a field day with that.
I read a comment where someone suggested that the kids could be body doubles and the masks are there to make that less obvious. But then you still have the problem of using someone else’s child as a body double. I mean a child is a child, right? It sounds weird to have one stand in for another due to a threat. Or could it be more like their real kids are all under military protection and they just need the body double for a quick photo, and the masks are there to protect their identity?
Anyway, this is all just speculation. I am interested in logical discussion of this. Think for yourself. Feel free to disagree.
Another interesting thought with the idea of Barron and body doubles is how difficult would it be to find a body double for Barron? A kid that young and that tall? Maybe that’s why he wasn’t in the family photo?
I guess the ideal scenario is Trump has all of his kids and grandkids placed safely with the military right now, and this is all part of the plan.
Very interesting concept. That’s very logical. Not far fetched at all!
I think they don't want perverts stalking their children, and the masks are a convenient excuse for cover.
Working on his dissertation.
And every time he's a foot taller.
If you're trying to play Minecraft or XBox with him, forget: they canceled his accounts.
Holding this shattered reality is taxing, He's resting in the seventh dimension probably
You're asking the wrong question. You need to ask what time he is in.
Somewhere safe.
Hopefully Narnia with Aslan.
That is a strange question, why do you want to know?
No word on him, he is literally a genius. Maybe working on the Putin soccer ball declass files. Just asking. Have you heard anything about any of them since Jan,20?
He's on Mars
Not where... When?
maybe spotted in the 1940s? wearing sunglasses? Pretty tall now, a bit of scruff growing in?
https://gothamist.com/arts-entertainment/hipsters-now-time-traveling-to-the-1940s
Could be. All I know is no known photos of him With the family since Jan,20
Not unusual. Most presidents shield their minor chidren from the cesspool of politics and the jackals of the MSM.