Suez plan..... this could work!
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Please excuse my interruption but the Loving Term of endearment 'Redneck' should always be capitalized.
And you don't want a ratchet strap, you need a tow strap, maybe two, that thing's bigger than the biggest pontoon boat.
Gracias. We can use my Ram for one of the Trucks (TM) but I need new tires first.
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all black erythang
I have new BF Goodrich's on my Ram. I can take up a position.
I don't have a Ram truck, so I will bring the flamingo floaties to duct tape to the hull
Gas, grass or ass, no one rides for free ; )
Ram owners do enjoy pulling lesser vehicles out of their stuck condition, don't we...
I do believe if someone attached the road to my truck I could pull it up behind me as I truck along.
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Manual transmission?
Nah. It has that dial on the dashboard - hate it. Give me one on the column or the transmission hump. I can drive almost anything.
Well people I agree that there is need of drunk Rednecks,but the problem is those "Rams" who would work are probably Belarusian production (even American Libherr T 282C wouldn't be enough):
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20141203-the-ultimate-monster-dumptruck
and hmm... mhm... What with sanctions and fighting "evil dictator" who was about to have colorful revolution because of not accepted joining globalist covid dictature ?
(Funniest thing - communist collective farm director who became dictator... It seems such low level party member who ended as dictator is at worst just normal fornicator https://twitter.com/mwpotocki/status/1167142473048776705/photo/1 not paedophile or other pervert.And even it seems he is sometimes visiting church).
So: Sorry Killary... There will be no "Rams" like no vodka (you and your friend Bidet pissed off Vladimir too) ,and probably even Rednecks wouldn't like to help because they are on our side... :) So again sorry - kids will be free,unlike you.
Even drunk roosians would have to know the best vodka comes from Texas.
But that's what makes roosians funny, always not on the same page, maybe not even same species.
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The thing you forgot is there would be not enough Texan vodka for the Rednecks in this case ! ;)
And you know - unfortunately Russians were always going quantity not quality and that is really the reason - It i not about quality of their vodka,but about unlimited supply.
Are you one of those brothers with the Confederate flag in the back window of your lifted Ram?
What flag are you calling the 'Confederate' Flag?
But no, my Truck (TM) flies a Texas flag, sometimes, and the last few years has been seen with a Trump Flag.
Only thing in my window is a boat ramp sticker.
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Stars and Bars aka Battleflag of the Army of Northern Virginia.
You need the ratchet straps to "pre-tension" so there is no shock loading ;)
And I'm sure that the ratchet straps will be more than strong enough, as I am a fellow Redneck with a Ram truck, and have done some stupid, heavy shit with ratchet straps, so I can deem myself as a fully-certified ratchet strap professional.
I'm willing to buy the fully certified part, you sold me.
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cant they just use some good ol fashion Egyptian slave power?
I mean, they built the pyramids, right?
There's a school of thought that they had alien assistance with those.
This is it! This can be where the DS brings in the alien narrative D:
I know this is a joke, but to anyone who thinks some winches would work...
That ship weighs as much as two skyscrapers. Any chain or winch you put on there will snap before you budge it a single centimeter. (Which is why the wind excuse for this whole mess makes no sense.)
That's why tugs exist, they exert even pressure over a larger area so you don't snap the chain, tear off the winch, or rip open the bough.
And trust me, you don't want to rip open the bough.
Any cables/chains you see are for alignment of the tugs rather than pull force on the cargo ship.
Logic ruins all fun.
Call me a physics fag.
The entire weight of the ship is not on the sand. A lot of it is born up by the water.
Ratchet straps may work. All you really need to do is move the sand out of the way. The oceans are pretty big.
We all know what happens when the bough breaks...
I heard a weight of 200,000 tons thrown out there.
I hear a fat lady joke in there.
stacy abrams if true
and stacy abrams if ridiculously false, as well.
stacy abrams especially if ridiculously false.
because she's a liar and a tub of lard.
Sigh
I had an added idea to go with that, then thought to myself, but I don't want it unstuck. I'll keep idea to myself. let's see what's in the containers...heard some local towel head country was going to start to remove weight/containers from ship and we'll need to see what's in there before we move/transport anything to be sure there's no explosives (or kids) in there
the rams will fall apart.
Not if the drivers are drunk enough.
LOL true
Depends where they come from. Did they come from salty Massachusetts or rust free arizona?
The Massachusetts trucks will surely rip themselves in half with the rotted frames
Ram owner in northern canada, wash your vehicles off ffs.
Salt water would screw those Rams before the transmissions had a chance to fail
It looks like the Ever Given is on the move, if you look at the tracker apps. Been clear and heading for the dock for about 45 minutes now.
It's a pretty big boat. You might need three.
That's only gonna work if once the boat gets free it immediately sails out to draw another cock and balls. Then the redneck high fives can commence.
I can see them doing this over allot of beer. Haha
Hell yeah!
That’s... not a bad idea
Sign me up!
Nailed it!
bruh no cap this shit would actually work fr