The best joke of the week. Thank you Jena Griswold.
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?? COLORADO AUDIT? ??
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These weird chick's who have these jobs all have a strange stepford wives look about them..
Inhabited by lesser daemons
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Yeah I listen to Linda Paris (McAllister report) and she’s always saying these people switch genders so when I see a woman with a brow ridge, I have to question it….
Like that new Zealand pm jacinda whatever
Also, the 2018 election she supposedly won to become SOS? I bet closer analysis would reveal that she lost to the Republican incumbent. It's not like this is their first foray into election fraud.
That too which supports above about daimonion possession. Or lesser demons. Like the privates or corporals.
Those who have been vaccinated seem to be angry all the time. Why?
Everywhere we go lately people are short-tempered, scowling, and really cannot be bothered doing their jobs as usual at the bank and grocery store.
The other day there was a one-driver accident in Lynn, Massachusetts. The driver had conked out at the wheel; he was just returning home from getting the shot. Two men were nearly hit by his vehicle as it careened.
It's beginning to sound dangerous even to drive anywhere until the vaccine roadshow is cancelled.
I used to go salvage hot rod parts at that yard by the Lynn drawbridge.
Isn’t that the truth. My father is weird and on edge all the time now!
My step-father is cranky too. My mom is forgetting tons of stuff and misspelling common words.
My step mom forgot how to spell white
Another possibility is the fact that everything they knew to be true is possibly crumbling. The Pandemic being a Plandemic, Fauci being a lying piece of crap, the election being fraudulent, and the so called 1/6 insurrection was a psyop involving the fbi.
Many reasons for them to be on edge and to be angry. I'm on edge for different reasons, one of them being how the population reacts to all the truth coming out. God willing, everything will be well.
Ever see that clip from a French scientist, mentioning Rhwanda?
I think we are in for a big “purge” style event.
It's a direct result of letting women vote. The decline of the Western civilization began as soon as we told them "Ok, I guess you can..."
Exactly. A woman caused the fall of creation and we let them help determine the fate of our country? As if human nature has changed?
Adam's sin (and pay close attention) was LISTENING TO HIS WIFE. Let that sink in.
Women form conclusions and make decisions based on emotional stimuli. Men often make decisions based on logic (unless the soy has taken over).
To that point, women only have rights because men gave them to women. It's almost as if history circles back around.
Downvoat all you like. The truth fucking hurts, I get it, but being opposed to it hurts more
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Imagine taking any of this gender warmongering seriously from an anon who chose to use Queef in his username.
You all do realize that, just like how women also have testosterone, men have estrogen in their systems regardless of whether they consume synthetic estrogens like soy, yes?
Some women aren’t great. We aren’t all like Hillary.
Both have testosterone and estrogen. The difference is ratios.
I didn't say all women were like Hillary. Holy shit, God forbid. I'm thankful for our lady patriots, like you but God set His order for a reason and women seem to resent that. If taking a jab at my handle pacifies you, have at it.
So you’re saying female Patriots are not as capable as male Patriots? When push has come to shove in the toughest of scenarios, I’ve seen women lead where men crumble. I’ve also seen the opposite. It’s about character, not gender. The case for male privilege is not built on Jesus’ teachings.
I didn't say that. What I will say is this:
Women's suffrage led to Feminism. Feminism is greatly responsible for the degradation of the family unit and misandry. Feminism also gave power to grassroots movements like LGBTQ and the list goes on. It's a domino effect. Give an inch and end up with a mile.
I'm not hating on women here. The world has it's share of evil men without question but history has shown us all that needs to be said on the power dynamic. What happened to Sweden when a group of women were put in power? Did it work out? No, it crumbled miserably.
I'm also not saying that women can't make good decisions. Esther is a prime example, wouldn't you say? Talk about a virtuous woman.
Let me ask, why doesn't the Lord advocate for women to teach in authority over men? Ponder that.
So you agree that there are biblical women who did incredible things, and you agree that there are female Patriots who fight the good fight, but you only want to listen to our voices when it suits you?
Woman here who is anti-abortion, anti-all of the crap that is going on who used my vote to say so.
You don’t get to use our voices when it’s convenient for you.
It does, however, sound like you’d be great friends with my alcoholic grandfather who left raising the family to my grandmother and has devoted everything he has in sobriety to the church instead of to fixing the family he screwed up.
Correction: "advocate" wasn't the correct word. The Lord commanded that such a thing was not to be. My apologies.
Exactly! I'm glad people like yourself understand this. The world we're living in right now is NOT in accordance with God's will.
First step is stop voting for gay jews to run your community...
It was bad before that. But once again it was the Democrats—at the time headed by the evil Woodrow Wilson—that were throwing women in prison for wanting the right to vote. The horrors that were going on at the time were atrocious. I know you were joking, but once you know how bad it was, and the corruption and evil that they perpetuated, you don’t want to be on That Side.
I wasn't joking, though. Women shouldn't be allowed to vote.
I've just issued new rules banning IRS audits of my tax returns unless they are performed by me or my accountant.
Yes, the election was a sham election indeed… therefor she needs to stop all Sham Election Audits from occurring. You can’t run and you can’t hide anymore. The more you resist just goes to show that you’re that much more guilty of a sham election
Love your name. Fought with Polish SpecOps in Afghanistan. True warriors. Embarrassed (some of) our troops, which made our boys work harder. Wearing my Polish SF hat now...talk to my pede fren in Poznan often ??
Heck yea! Most polish people are based! I think it’s our vodka ??
They used to fly-in vodka on Russian helos and we would party with our Polish frens. Our GI’s had no clue. When I wasn’t busy and since I had the only 6-wheel Gator I would help unload the helos. Only I was allowed to unload the Polish ones ???
The good ole days lol! Good luck getting away with a side mission like that these days in today’s military
Understood. When you’re in the outback aka Wild West rules are fluid and maleable. I was a DoD Civilian working for Army so I didn’t have to follow UCMJ per se.
So now just anyone can make laws/rules. Last I looked, that was the Legislature’s job. Are you part of the Legislature or are you part of the paid off officials in full panic mode trying to keep your dirty little secret. Who bought and paid for your position. Demand an audit of her finances/bank accounts just like the Southern District of New York is doing to a Trump without evidence, but just a fishing evidence to concoct a crime. With Jena there may very well be a real crime since she is abusing her authority. People of Colorado, demand a forensic audit and let the chips fall where they may. Sounds like she is trying to hide something. Everyone regardless of politics wants free and fair elections, no matter who wins.
Her abuse of power is the direct result of trickle down tyranny from the AKA "governor" voted in BY Dominion...
I want a CO AUDIT!!!!!
*insert "that's not how this works. That's not how any of this works" meme here.
Swamp creature is afraid
Gatekeeping and guaranteed conflict of interest. Perfect.
The legislators should call for an audit just to bitch slap this cunt back into her lane.
“Rules”...how laughable.
#Coloraudit
Love it
Don't worry, Jenna. Once President Trump is back in office and the majority of house and senate seats are MAGA, new election rules will be instituted complete with voter ID, signature matching, paper ballot, same day, on-site voting. You won't have to worry about your fellow Democrats stealing another election.
The fucking nerve of these people, saying the audits are a fraud. Imagine saying that with a straight face.
Doesn't matter though, they can squirm and shriek and fight all they want, everything will be revealed soon. Lol it's starting to make sense why vaxxed prisoners are being released - they need all the room they can get, jails are about to get very full!
Pay wall....
I see no paywall, maybe I just haven't been to the site enough times? https://archive.ph/MQJMb
Only criminals fear audits... what do you have to hide, Jena?
Name chex out...??
Hey Grisfuck, rules aren't laws, and the constitution is the Supreme law of the land. If we the people want an audit we will get one. Fuck you and fuck who ever is paying you to play defense
So much this☝?
She must have been stoned to think this was a good idea or matters. NCSWIC
How can they prevent audits
" public concern regarding rapidly increasing instances of purported ‘forensic audits’ conducted by unknown and unverified third parties nationwide.”
How about the military then, Griswold? Is that known and verified enough for you?
Probably. The military picked her side
Can you imagine the crap we’d find? If there’s nothing to hide Jena why not?
If anyone in CO gets audited, you can just do what your SOS did—call it a “Fraudit” and do not comply. Honestly, this chick needs to be recalled.
CCP don't allow others to audit them, just saying.
I’m from Colorado and this made me email every senate and house rep about getting a forensic audit, I hope it did the same for others
Emails?
I found the email here: https://leg.colorado.gov/legislators
Sorry they are not in an easier copy/paste format, I emailed them on my computer and I’m on my phone now
Not an issue, thank you!
Paywall on the link you provided for the story.
First, what's up with her eyes looking like they're all black, like the Black Eyed Children? (If you're unfamiliar with B.E. C's, look it up.)
Second, she KNOWS what she's doing goes against Colorado's State Constitution, she knows it's not lawful, nor legal, so this seems to be just some more Libtard lawfare designed to slow us down. Once these rules end up in court proceedings to determine their lawful and legal standing, they'll be thrown out.
This is just a stall tactic. Nothing more.
Drugs just like biden
Blinded by arrogance? Terrified of the consequences of disobeying the master? Could it be any more clear that the primary reason for blocking truth would be that said truth would implicate oneself in wrongdoing?
So many great replies, but I liked this on especially......
https://files.catbox.moe/ar3u37.JPG
Somebody is scared....
Well.... are the rules prohibiting sham audits, or audits of the sham election? Regardless, any audits done like AZ won't be sham, so this shouldn't apply.
Gee..... Isn't that kind of what we want - the decertification of problem voting machines?
Like another patriot said, it would be nice if the legislature has to step in to show her who is responsible for "laws" in CO.