I used to do that bit where you take an apple, or any fruit, hold it up and say, "I bet I can turn this apple into a peach."
So then I would take a dish cloth, or any rag, and wrap the apple up in it, and say, "Here, you twist one end, and I'll twist the other."
Then after both ends are twisted up, my end in my hand, and the other end in their hand, take my end, hole it at my crotch and say, "Ain't it a peach".
I've started to wonder if the brainwashed have been dumbed-down, or if they have no desire to use their brains at all. At this point I've started to understand the cabal referring to the unwashed masses as cattle.
It could be that the stupidity is "self-inflicted" by the beliefs in their own ideologies. Anything that contradicts those ideologies is rejected at all costs - they have no choice, since admitting that the contradictions exist would destroy the basis of those ideologies... which have become a large part of who they are as people.
I imagined that he was going to say something like:
I have 5 women I'm going to bonk.
I recount the women and still have 5 I'm going to bonk.
I have 5 women I'm going to bonk.
I audit the 5 women.
Two of the women are Cross dressers.
One of the women is a Tranny.
I have two woman I'm going to bonk.
And one case of mouthwash I'm going to drink.
… and Trump really has 90,000,000+++ apples.
Do you like apples? Well I got the numbers....How d'ya like them apples?
Great line from Good Will Hunting
I used to do that bit where you take an apple, or any fruit, hold it up and say, "I bet I can turn this apple into a peach."
So then I would take a dish cloth, or any rag, and wrap the apple up in it, and say, "Here, you twist one end, and I'll twist the other."
Then after both ends are twisted up, my end in my hand, and the other end in their hand, take my end, hole it at my crotch and say, "Ain't it a peach".
It’s not your fault.
The fact that this has to even be said is really depressing, ngl.
I've started to wonder if the brainwashed have been dumbed-down, or if they have no desire to use their brains at all. At this point I've started to understand the cabal referring to the unwashed masses as cattle.
It could be that the stupidity is "self-inflicted" by the beliefs in their own ideologies. Anything that contradicts those ideologies is rejected at all costs - they have no choice, since admitting that the contradictions exist would destroy the basis of those ideologies... which have become a large part of who they are as people.
Confirmation bias
Fluoride in the water + endless propaganda from all directions + intentionally dumbed down education system
How do you counteract fluoride?
Reverse osmosis filter, or a well
Ive heard maybe iodine? Im really into nutrition and i have a fair bit of supplies.
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Am I the only one that had to count all those apples to make sure this was correct? It's hard counting a line of similar objects. Damn my OCD!
Lol
Nope, you're not the only one. I definitely fought the urge ?
I thought about counting them at first and didn’t, but read your comment and decided to go back and count them. ?
And:
APPLE = 1 + 16 +16 + 12 + 5 = 50 DONALD = 4 + 15 + 14 + 1 + 12 + 4 = 50 AMERICA = 1 + 13 + 5 + 18 + 9 + 3 + 1 = 50 FRAUD = 6 + 18 + 1 + 21 + 4 = 50 RIGGED = 18 + 9 + 7 + 7 + 5 + 4 = 50
but why... just... wtf?
No!
777 ???
Why is this not safe for work?
I know right, why NSFW.
I imagined that he was going to say something like:
I have 5 women I'm going to bonk.
I recount the women and still have 5 I'm going to bonk.
I have 5 women I'm going to bonk.
I audit the 5 women.
Two of the women are Cross dressers.
One of the women is a Tranny.
I have two woman I'm going to bonk.
And one case of mouthwash I'm going to drink.
Haha your last sentence reminds me of this joke:
A guy is at a bar and orders 10 shots of vodka.
Bartender: “sure, celebrating something?”
Guy: “first blowjob”
Bartender: “nice! Let me give you a shot on the house!”
Guy: “no thanks, if the first 10 shots don’t get the taste out of my mouth I don’t think an 11th will help!”
Haha The liberals love fake stuff Fake genders Fake ballots Fake virtue signalling Can we get a liat
More like NSFCucks
We're gonna see how the d party likes them apples
Love this Calvin ..who is he anyone know ? Love that analogy , liberals still won’t understand.. they are bananas ,
Now THAT was funny!
and some apples arent even trully yours
It’s like comparing apples to oranges.
Comparing apples to orange man bad.
What the ones that disappeared into apple sauce?
Not sure why this was marked as "NSFW"...
Not Safe For Woke?
It's crazy how many smooth brains actually think audits were already done because of the recounts.
And this is where they say they don't understand common core math! BOOM!! (Kill two birds with one stone!)
Perfect analogy
Absolutely!!
It is disconcerting, that we live in a day and age, where adults need to be spoken to as children, for them to understand such basic concepts.
They know the difference, they don't WANT the audit, they WANT the recount, because they don't care that 12 apples aren't actually apples.
Brilliant, simple analysis!