posted ago by funkefresh82 ago by funkefresh82 +29 / -0

What’s the best way (legally) to get these people to go away if they come to our homes? What are they legally allowed to do, and what are we legally able to do?

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stray502 13 points ago +13 / -0

What do you mean legal. Its your home tell them to fuck off.

computerguyks 12 points ago +12 / -0

Don't answer your door!

Caliope 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. Just don't even get up from the couch.

FiatLux 1 point ago +1 / -0

what if we started taking the opposite strategy - just keep them talking for like an hour just ask questions and grill them for as long as theyll stand it. give as little info as you can just turn the tables and put them on the hot seat. hell 8 committed/retired patriots could keep a pair of knockers bust for an entire 8 hour shift if they could each soak up an hour... that could delay and derail thw whole thing

ThisIsHowItStarts 11 points ago +11 / -0

Put a no trespassing sign on your property that has the actual city ordinance written on it. That’s all you have to do.

Qanaut 4 points ago +4 / -0

Automated sprinkler system with motion detector.

SFAM1A 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sprinkler status: gasoline

Magazine status: tracers

Based_in_Space 4 points ago +4 / -0

Do what my mother did when religious solicitors came by. She would try to convert them to our religion! She knew the Bible almost by memory and would go point by point with Mormons or JW that would come by.

Might be good to print out a whole list of research showing how dangerous the tax is and go point by point. To create some cracks in their belief in the vax and their savior Fauci

Lopeover 4 points ago +4 / -0

Take their pictures to turn in for the future prosecutions for the COVID vaxxx crimes against humanity trials.

MilitaryJustice 3 points ago +3 / -0

No Trespassing sign. Answer on the intercom "who is it?" If it's the vax nazis tell them to get lost or you will report the trespassing to the police.

MuckeyDuck 3 points ago +3 / -0

Best thing I can think of is don't answer the door, just like you don't answer your phone when caller UNKNOWN appears.

Personally, I'm putting up a No Trespassing Sign that says:




SFAM1A 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Is there life after death? Trespass and find out."

EJay_Scott 2 points ago +2 / -0

Two blasts from a shotgun, according to Vice President Dementia Patient.

WalkerTXSRanger1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Make sure you keep the door locked and never ever answer the door. Preferably with a camera system that will catch anything if they pull a shady one. When I was a teenager I had a cop walk right in my front door without even knocking. He claimed there was a 911 call and hangup when my dad started questioning him. Got the phone records and there was no call so we really don't know why the hell he was there. They will pull shady shit if they think they can get away with it.

I dont think a no trespassing or no solicitors sign will make any difference. Ive never seen either one stop a cop before. Yes you can trespass them but that won't help in the moment. If they have to boot your door in to talk they may think twice about that. With the way things are going though that may not even stop them.

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JukEx 2 points ago +2 / -0

surveillance light bulb camera, Get one you can Edit the Voice and make them talk to trump. Port Forward Port 80 and your Router and connect from anywere ;)

Crunchy_Bites 2 points ago +2 / -0


zen10101 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t answer the door.

Woodinleg 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you must answer the door, pretend to speak a different language. Place spent shotgun hulls in the driveway. Get a recording of very large dogs growling and barking and tell them you can't find the leashes through the closed door. Best option is don't answer the door. I hope it's just a matter of time before some criminals use the opportunity as a ruse to gain entry for home invasion robberies. That would definitely put a hamper on things. In fact, I heard that there are groups already doing this. Wink wink.

monkeycat2010 1 point ago +1 / -0

They are creating a list.

Don't answer your door.

No answer is still and unknown.

If you answer the door and tell them to phuck right off, then they will put your name on their list.


Suzeq2018 1 point ago +1 / -0

you could get a big/gentle dog, we have a newfie & a doodle. two of the biggest clowns. doubt they would hurt anyone, but some of the delivery drivers are scared sh*tless.
will put down the box and run back to their truck. guessing the 'visitors' will also be snowflakes, and afraid of their own shadow.

ClassicAbner 1 point ago +2 / -1

Say, "No thank you. Please get off my property." and close the door.

All_in 1 point ago +1 / -0

GFY! My apologies and understand there are ‘better’ responses.

djmarcone 1 point ago +1 / -0

is it legal to answer the door naked? Might end the convo quickly.