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posted ago by amarQ144 ago by amarQ144 +191 / -1

If any of you have failed to post about Collin Powell, shame on you. May get some reprieve if you post updates every couple of hours to let folks know if he is still dead. Seriously. As I'm writing this more than half of the top posts are the same f'n story. I'll go first. Yup. Just checked. Still dead.

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LBTrumplican2 19 points ago +19 / -0

We need 17 more posts to fill the quota.

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Rubieroo 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Seventeeeeeeeeen...?!?!"

Sir Patrick Mack: "I knowwwwwwww..."

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impera 15 points ago +15 / -0

Just imagine the announce when its a dead clinton, a dead obama, a dead soros..

Think of this one as a pre-workout muscle stretching..

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makemyday007 10 points ago +10 / -0

Omg …Collin Powell is dead? Why didn’t someone bother to post?

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RobotReturns 2 points ago +2 / -0

If he dies someone has to make it be known

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wideawakeuk 9 points ago +9 / -0

''No sir, that's the Norwegian Blue, sir. He's just resting.''

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UncleHooly 6 points ago +6 / -0

All right then, if he's restin', I'll wake him up!

'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I've got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you if you show...

bang bang bang

'ELLO POLLY!!!!!

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JediMasterPepe 5 points ago +5 / -0

Men of culture

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makemyday007 5 points ago +5 / -0

You’ve nailed him to the perch!!!

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amarQ144 [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

kek

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FuManYou 6 points ago +6 / -0

Your hard work and contribution is appreciated. I checked just now too; definitely still dead. Thanks again!

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aslan_is_0n_the_m0ve 5 points ago +5 / -0

He'll be dead a long time this time.

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fatigued 5 points ago +5 / -0

I think we're gonna need a meme or quick vid of Chevy Chase reading the news that Colin Powell is still dead.

"This Just In..."

https://i.imgflip.com/xd83v.jpg

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amarQ144 [S] 1 point ago +2 / -1

kek

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2day 5 points ago +5 / -0

Should I post again?

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amarQ144 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

once an hour would be good

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2day 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excellent

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PenceFence 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did something happen to Powell?

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MAGAftwftp 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah he took the vax, then got covid, and died. You know the thing.

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SwampEagle83 4 points ago +4 / -0

I say Keep em coming! Been waiting so long!

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bubble_bursts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rumsfeld is still dead it seems

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amarQ144 [S] 3 points ago +4 / -1

I was wondering about that.

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deleted 4 points ago +4 / -0
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amarQ144 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

So,...I was the first to post that he is still dead?...Do I see a sticky coming???

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deleted 3 points ago +3 / -0
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ATLAS_ONE 3 points ago +3 / -0

If you look closely you'll notice he actually came back to life for a few posts.

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amarQ144 [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's what worries me and led to this post. I'll keep check'n back every hour or so until I know he is covered in dirt.

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popoe 3 points ago +3 / -0

there are a few karma whores on this site

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amarQ144 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

Wait til they find out the redemption center is worse than Chuckie Cheese!

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Jolo 3 points ago +3 / -0

But how am I going to get more clout? We really do have to focus. I can't remember the last time I saw a post that related an actual activity happening in the news to a q post...

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Emyrylde 3 points ago +3 / -0

Guess Colin drew the short straw and Bill Clinton the long one.

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SwampEagle83 3 points ago +3 / -0

Posting the death of Tyrants = "Closure" Been waiting 20 years. You bet I'm gonna post! :) Sorry if you're triggered. (Not sorry) :)

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Warren_Puffitt 3 points ago +3 / -0

At least half of the country isnt calling the FBI to report sightings of him anywhere between Florida and Bumfuck Wyoming.

Also, they're double-awesome when the page scroll delay thing happens to load more comments and you see 2 of the same one.

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CQVFEFE 3 points ago +3 / -0

The multiple posting, I get.

The multiple stickies, I don't.

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libtards_r_stoopid 3 points ago +3 / -0

No. He's died a tenth, twentieth and fiftieth time now

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canusa65 3 points ago +3 / -0

He Died? I didn't know. This matters to my life greatly. I will be sitting Shiva and reflecting as I determine my next steps as I don't know how I can go on

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PompeiusMagnus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you SURE? Did you see the body?

I mean, MSM has lied before and all….

</sarc>

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catbertz 3 points ago +3 / -0

Whatchu takin about Willis?!

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FreedomFan1975 3 points ago +3 / -0

"But I'm not dead yet...I feel...happy!"

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Ltlgeneral64 3 points ago +3 / -0

*Colin

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amarQ144 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damn. Is he dead too?

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Jappletime 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is Bill Clinton Dead?

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amarQ144 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I demand an autopsy to get to the bottom of this!

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ElectronicSlurm69 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.

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amarQ144 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

How bad is it?

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probablyacoincidence 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit, still dead, i gotta post now

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yldngo 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hear Sleepy Joe has a Colon POW every day... butt I'm not checking on that.

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jackrotten 2 points ago +2 / -0

Perhaps we should check

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PitBoss711 2 points ago +2 / -0

He should have got a 'Colinoscopy'.

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yudsfpbc 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, he died?

I'll have to post this!

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Recyclops 2 points ago +2 / -0

He'll be revived for the sequels, only to die all over again. Teenage campers beware! 🎃

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BlaineBug 2 points ago +3 / -1

Who's Colin Powell?

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amarQ144 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

"was"...so far still dead

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BlaineBug 2 points ago +3 / -1

His spirit animal must be an airliner.

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Come-mistertallyman 2 points ago +4 / -2

mad about ppl posting so many Colin posts

makes a Colin post.

Lol

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amarQ144 [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would like to propose a Colon cleanse...

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worldowedexplanation 2 points ago +2 / -0

The man was 84. PEOPLE DIE. Everyone needs to fucking get over it. The average life expectancy is 77! NOT 104!

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amarQ144 [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a cruel sentence but they are forced to live with themselves way past prime. Look how long they kept Ruth alive. Musta been hell for her! I won't be surprised if they keep Soros alive to 100 with nothing but his billions and that shit eat'n grin to comfort him. Kno what I mean?

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MarkusCincinnatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

Counterproductive to make a Colin post complaining about too many Colin posts?

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amarQ144 [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Technically, this was the first post confirming he is still dead. Let's hope they burry him face down, ...just in case.

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Etinum 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, did he die yet?

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ApplesOrangesLemons 2 points ago +2 / -0

Lol. I would be more amazed if he came back from the dead. Would be a good Halloween tale.