If any of you have failed to post about Collin Powell, shame on you. May get some reprieve if you post updates every couple of hours to let folks know if he is still dead. Seriously. As I'm writing this more than half of the top posts are the same f'n story. I'll go first. Yup. Just checked. Still dead.
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"Seventeeeeeeeeen...?!?!"
Sir Patrick Mack: "I knowwwwwwww..."
Just imagine the announce when its a dead clinton, a dead obama, a dead soros..
Think of this one as a pre-workout muscle stretching..
Omg …Collin Powell is dead? Why didn’t someone bother to post?
If he dies someone has to make it be known
''No sir, that's the Norwegian Blue, sir. He's just resting.''
Men of culture
You’ve nailed him to the perch!!!
kek
Your hard work and contribution is appreciated. I checked just now too; definitely still dead. Thanks again!
I think we're gonna need a meme or quick vid of Chevy Chase reading the news that Colin Powell is still dead.
"This Just In..."
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kek
Should I post again?
once an hour would be good
Excellent
Did something happen to Powell?
Yeah he took the vax, then got covid, and died. You know the thing.
Rumsfeld is still dead it seems
I was wondering about that.
If you look closely you'll notice he actually came back to life for a few posts.
That's what worries me and led to this post. I'll keep check'n back every hour or so until I know he is covered in dirt.
there are a few karma whores on this site
Wait til they find out the redemption center is worse than Chuckie Cheese!
But how am I going to get more clout? We really do have to focus. I can't remember the last time I saw a post that related an actual activity happening in the news to a q post...
Guess Colin drew the short straw and Bill Clinton the long one.
At least half of the country isnt calling the FBI to report sightings of him anywhere between Florida and Bumfuck Wyoming.
Also, they're double-awesome when the page scroll delay thing happens to load more comments and you see 2 of the same one.
The multiple posting, I get.
The multiple stickies, I don't.
No. He's died a tenth, twentieth and fiftieth time now
Are you SURE? Did you see the body?
I mean, MSM has lied before and all….
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"But I'm not dead yet...I feel...happy!"
*Colin
Damn. Is he dead too?
Is Bill Clinton Dead?
I demand an autopsy to get to the bottom of this!
It's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead, Jim; it's worse than that, he's dead, Jim, dead, Jim, dead.
How bad is it?
Shit, still dead, i gotta post now
I hear Sleepy Joe has a Colon POW every day... butt I'm not checking on that.
Perhaps we should check
Wait, he died?
I'll have to post this!
He'll be revived for the sequels, only to die all over again. Teenage campers beware! 🎃
Lol
I would like to propose a Colon cleanse...
Technically, this was the first post confirming he is still dead. Let's hope they burry him face down, ...just in case.
Wait, did he die yet?
Lol. I would be more amazed if he came back from the dead. Would be a good Halloween tale.