Catturd: Best meme of the U.S. Government ever.
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Came here to say this...Thank you.
if you know, you know
Nooooooo not Dave!!!!
Why you ask? Because DAVE'S NOT HERE!
Took me a sec. Cheech and Chong. :)
First, I like X22 and listen daily, but if you get the VPN so they can't track you and then you get lost in the woods, the battery backup flashlight is not going to help because why would your local American search and rescue look for you when your phone reports you are in the Alps or wherever the VPN server is located? hahahahahahaha
as long as you have the solar water heater you should be good without the flashlight till morning.
The deep state. The invisible enemy.....They are Panicking like we've never seen before.
Hey! Talk like this is gonna have me tellin' about a really cool flashlight. Nah, I will keep the prize to myself. KeK
nice
Ain't that the truth!
I don't see the Diversity Manager. Must be an old photo.
University of Iowa had on their webpage a listing of all the diversity team, and their salary. They were all making 100K+. Then people got to talking about how expensive college is, and how worthless these people are, and now they don’t list their salary anymore, even though thats public info
LOL, the solution for those people is always to obfuscate.
The diversity manager got too fat to leave the house without cutting a giant whole in the wall.
KEK!!! Best post yet! :)
And not just the US.
Typical gubment project.
Like the donkey from Animal Farm
Boxer? He was the horse.
oh.
I used to work for municipal Gov't. They would have let Dave go and contracted his job out, usually for substantially more money than what Dave was making.
My local municipal govt implemented a fairness policy in city contracts. So it took 5 separate contractors to get the sidewalk redone so I could put in a driveway on an old property, and I had to wait around the morning the 5th one was coming (the only company they used to use after they laid off the city workers) and told them how everyone before had fucked up - the side of my driveway was literally going to be aligned with the middle of my neighbors window. Little surprise these twats on city council are mostly SJWs.
The applies to every big business LOL!!!
Sticky worthy meme.
The Federal government is the most "manager rich" work environment out there. In some organizations, there is a supervisor for as few as 4 or 5 employees! They will have a section chief for groups this small, although not usually this small, then a branch chief of 2 or 3 sections, and then a Division chief of 3 or 4 branches.
I sent this to my fellow government workers today and we all agreed and laughed. This goes for local, state and federal..
We’re all slaves in the same game
Been there. I remember when I worked for New Holland Ag. I was the dumb wrench monkey trying to put broken shit back together, meanwhile there are 5 engineers standing there debating what went wrong. One of the guys I worked with put it this way: "Too many chiefs, not enough Indians."
That's every place I have ever fucking worked for.
Dave is always the first to get thrown under the bus
It is hard to fly parallel all the time. It's when they see you landed for so.long.
This is me(dave) at work. We restructured and I have a lead who has 15 years in a non related field in charge of me. Whenever theirs a problem he sends me an email ( I have a desk 5 feet from him). Dave get this fixed. Tada! Problem solved. I'm teaching a 20year old how to hold and use a Screwdriver. And my manager says I'm the problem. Surprise, all are diversity hires. No skills or background in our field. My only other veteran experienced coworker just was sent to a different shop. Why, you say, my new lead didn't like him is what he told me. And as a cherry on top, my manager says we are too expensive to keep around. They have successfully pushed many into retirement. I would love to know the numbers.
Sounds like csx
...to make the resources available to hire a diversity manager...
This also represents every big tech company.
Mike Adams said that he ok’d with Dave if X22REPORT gets posted to Natural News as another avenue.
They other guys were typically promoted out of Dave's current position.
Now one of them will pick up Dave's slack until we get back to "normal."
Who dave? Dave lets talk about your health or Dave the dreambook guy?
Also could include the all encompassing safety team, and that includes the safety committee and the safety board.
We got some Black Friday sales papers in the mail yesterday. Some days the mail truck never comes by our house.