My pronouns are Fuck/You
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“I identify as a Jedi knight. My preferred pronouns are “Lord” or “Master”. If you do not abide by wishes after one warning, I will have you brought up on hate crime charges.”
I said that in the cube farm once. You should have seen the looks on their faces.
Thats funny stuff right there. Mines is in more along the likes of “what pronoun do you think i am?” “ how do you know?” “do you know that i may be trans?” And so on. Just use their language and go in circles and see them glitch
If anyone ever said this to me, I wouldn't say a word. I would simply walk away. I'm not a mental health professional, i have no obligation to interact with the mentally ill.
My pronouns are Nun/Ya, or Dude/Really?!
Or, I've got 10 pronouns, plus 1 in the chamber. I'd love to share them with you!
kekity kek at all the woke BS
Mine are Fee, Fie, Foe, Fum.
Foot/up/Ass
Sounds like someone identifies as Red Foreman...
I've decided that anytime someone tries to paint me as a "transphobe" or w/e, I'll just say my pronoun is a racial slur. this way (at least in their minds) they have to choose between being transphobic by not using my pronouns or being racist by saying a racial slur.
So after the first paragraph or so I hit the WSJ paywall. What does the article actually say about not buying into the "my pronouns are" stupidity? What reason do they give for that non-response?
Side note, as a near invisible white man of a certain age, NO ONE HAS EVER asked me what my pronouns are. And I wouldn't even know what to say to them if they did ask. I guess "F U" would be a proper response.
Here's an archived link:
https://archive.ph/zdtxP
Another thought.... if anyone asks me what my pronouns are, I will simply say, "This conversation is over, pester me no more," and walk away.
Lol. I think I'll do my stare where I narrow my eyes, tilt my head to one side, then to the other, shake my head, then walk away.
Just hope that Jerry Nadler doesn't do that.
Many thanks. From the article: "Proponents of gender ideology have completely decoupled the terms “man,” “woman,” “boy” and “girl” from biological sex."
Yeah, well maybe those pronoun freaks have done so, in their pointy little heads, but the vast majority of people, including me, have NOT done this. Nor will we ever do this.
I agree. We shouldn't support and encourage delusions.
'Insanity'? And No, Bruce Jenner is still Not a woman.
Nurse: "...and do you have any preferred pronouns?"
Me: "No ma'am, I use whatever the sentence structure calls for. Proper grammar is important and sorely lacking in our world today.
Nurse: (confused look)
Me: "Just draw my blood already..."
Mine are Sh(e)/it
Remember what LGBTQ stands forQ "Let's Get Biden to Quit"!!
Only 3rd person pronouns have a gender, and you don't use those when you are speaking with someone (2nd person). "You" does not have a gender :)
I weld too
The age of post-genderism is going to be real interesting. If I'm correct, you'll be hearing things like "Sorry, I just changed gender three minutes ago", or, "I'm his mom, x is not human today, xe's in xis penisoid-unicorn identity this week, probably, so xe won't be in." It's going to be interesting! (not)
My pronouns is firecrotch. Ignore my username, it was a typo.
Actually I believe the first word---F--K should be a verb! KEK
I learned in the navy that it is all parts of speech. Noun, verb, preposition, adjective, adverb. It don't matter.
Yeah but I like it as a verb in this situation! Kek
I identify as Chad.
Giga. Chad.