Meanwhile on r/VolunteersForUkraine...
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He wants us to save the time and the bullets. How charitable. Send him in.
Agreed. His vague reasoning of "unfortunate events, almost a decade ago" basically tells me it wasn't some small "peeing in public " type offense
But if Ze Jesus Quintana gets offed, how can we get a sequel/spinoff of The Big Leibowski?
He should guard the Biolabs.
He can't volunteer. They castrate pedophiles in Ukraine
Cauterize the cut so he doesn't bleed out, hand him a stick and have him charge into a tank.
Translation: "I can't diddle kids here, but if I go to a war-torn country, I doubt anyone will notice."
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Ukraine has enough pedos already, they don’t need any more
Guys, this is how we get ISIS .... come on ....
Don’t believe all of the media’s lies on isis/the Taliban. They’re not perfect human beings (any more or less than the rest of us) but they do a lot of good things the msm won’t tell you.
Like how Wesley Snipes gave out turkeys in New Jack City?
Should just join the UN. They fuck kids all over the world. See the sights, meet the people, and force their kids to fuck you for food. Yay!
People who wouldn't lift a finger for their neighbor and want to defund police want to go war with Russia. I'll buy their tickets!
PPV tbh
They arent sending their best.....
Are you sure? Maybe this is their best? 🤔
Lol, compared to Biden and Kamala i guess maybe you are right
Yeap.
It really is amazing. Its almost unbelievable how every time the propoganda starts, and the issue du jour comes up and people start virtue signaling and partipating. Its amazing how many are mentally ill, criminals, lunatics and pedophiles.
I'm not remotely the smartest human walking around but I gotta tell you ... I feel like a fuckin genius watching these people go from issue to issue looking for a new identity every 6 weeks.
So true. I am no genius but some days it feels like a mental Gulliver landing on a beach of tiny people
Just spent an hour there and my...fucking..God. some highlights:
The tolerant left cheering on the slaughter of would be russian POWs. International law be damned. Funny how if it was Russians it would be an atrocity but if it's for the "good guys" it's brave.
Some guy in a wheelchair wondering if the combat vehicles are "differently abled accessible".
Numerous questions that start with "I want to go but I don't have the money or a passport wHaT dO I dO.
Some dimwit debating if he should leave his ex to raise their kid while his 40+ year old ass goes and plays real life COD.
"I'm black will that be a problem?" 🤣👌 Which of course is met with "that's a right wing CoNsPiRaCy"
The inability to see the irony in claiming Ukraine is beating Russian ass while also admitting "its pretty bad on the ground"
Numerous statements claiming this is the "war to end all wars" and that even the combat vets from Iraq/Afghanistan don't know how hardcore it is and need to "watch their fucking attitudes".
Some chick made a would be insignia for the volunteer force in hopes they would adopt it. ... it was a fucking sunflower. Russians fear nothing more then sunflowers.
One guy that wants to join the US navy but claims his "heart is in eastern Europe" .... while also not knowing this conflict has been on for nearly a decade.
One post worrying the Russians are watching their subreddit and totally going to streal their tactical genius.
Numerous calls to quit hitting people with any form of reality and "just go".
One girl who made a point of saying her and her boyfriend could have used her miles to fly on Qatar airlines in the balling section but instead she gave it to volunteers. Actually made a point of saying it in the post. So stunning. So brave. ...so fucking retarded.
And of course copious downvotes for anyone sharing factual info with cited links or pointing to the massive inconsistencies in thought processes or understanding. On the plus side I haven't laughed that hard in a minute. 10/10 would recommend.
Please, make this a text post, it’d be a pity if Frens missed this hilarious post of yours!🤩
I second this - seriously laughed my ass off Im going to call my mom and read it to her
One of the top posts is a guy who went and bought two backpacks full of bandaids and tensor rolls and was going to bring them with him for supplies.
Please show the replies. I want to know how normies treat pedos! Personally I'd encourage him as I wouldn't want ppl like that in my neighborhood
On the one hand, you’re completely correct that our sex offender laws are completely F’ed up like that (I know several good people forever tarred because they were 18 while dating a 17 year old that the 17 year olds parents didn’t like.)
On the other hand, this is Reddit, wherein a trans moderator lived with his father and a young girl they kidnapped, so I think I know which way the scales are tilted on this one.
Those laws don't apply in every state sadly.
Those laws seem to be inconsistently handled here, but we do.
Fortunately / unfortunately depending on what side you are on, the presence of any pictures or video is illegal, even in that range.
That seems to end up screwing people that would normally be protected by those laws.
Basically, it's tough to be the older one of a relationship until you are 18+. I would say to focus on education or socialization but schools are trash anyway and having relationships during your adolescence prepares you for more mature ones later.
Fair enough. And wow that really sucks.
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If it was for something like that, I suspect he would have outright said it (ex. I was drunk, it was late, and I peed on a tree and it happened to be near a school which I didn't know at the time. Plus there were no kids there as it was at night.). Instead, he downplays and obfuscates what he allegedly did by saying:
I do agree that the registered sex offender status is definitely abused in certain cases.
Also, the more I read this post, the more I think it might be a troll. It seems unreal that some one would actually post this. If it is true, whoever wrote it might not be very self aware.
Something tells me that registered sex offenders will be welcome in the Azov batallion
He may have to grab his own ankles a few times, though .... but I'm sure he sees that as a plus.
Oh, I highly doubt he will enjoy the experience!
You never know what these sickos are into....
Until now, molesters have been useless. They would make great shields.
You spelled "bullet-catchers" wrong
just using friendly terms to help encourage them
A series of unfortunate events.
Unfortunately I was caught during an event.
No worries, you'll be fine. Just head on over. They won't even know you are a sick degenerate. I'm sure they will treat you like the virtue signalling warrior that you are.
they cant help themselves and always end up telling everyone around them
Should setup a GoFundMe to pay for bribes for the Ukrainian officials to get him over there.
Right! Let's set one up and fund all the anarchists to go! Let Putin take care of them for us. Brilliant. Get him to rid us of these scum!
Due to unfortunate events (raping a child)
"Getting caught."
Please, go.
I think sending sex offenders to the front lines of any hot war is a good idea - arming them once they get there, not so much...
The Eponymous of Retardgrad?
Good trolling.
Anyone have Lemony Snicket’s contact info? I smell another book deal.
https://www.reddit.com/r/volunteersForUkraine/comments/t5h52e/volunteering_as_a_registered_sex_offender/
I hope they accept your help as well. You can be in the first line of infantry that charges the tanks! Not only will you show those evil russians what's what, but you'll never be around to rape children again!
Russians are not treating foreign fighters as enemy combatants, they're treating them as criminals and will probably kill him on site as spy's. So let the pedo go and get his head blown off!
So at the Kenosh riots (aka peaceful protest), you couldn't shoot off an AR-15 without hitting a registered sex offender. And by some coincidence, they have also infested the leftist platform known as reddit. Coincidence?
Also, bonus fact I just noticed. This is what teh Kenosha riots are referred to by Wikipedia. If we didn't already know that Wikipedia is infested, we would now:
Kenosha unrest: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenosha_unrest
I'm surprised they didn't just say: Kenosha peaceful protests
Do they accept used rainbow dildos? Are they allowed to be given out directly to children? How about a drag queen story hour that could really raise the morale of the military
Lmfaoooo. Found the pedo from reddit.
"Allowed" isn't true. 4chan used to have a lot of that stuff but they ended up cracking down on it