Sunday Funnies
BREAKING LAUGHS
If you think Kamala Harris is one of the great orators of our time, you need the Sunday Funnies.
Taco Bell is the only place in America where you can still get gas for $1.39
Kek! 😂
So, I have a disgusting theory that could work. If we sewed in buttflaps in the very center rear of everyone’s jeans and installed an exit valve with a hose that attached and detached so whenever anyone ate refried beans or other equally gassy foods, they could attached one end of the hose to their pants and the other into their vehicle gas tank for it to run on methane direct, raw and unfiltered. I just wouldn’t want to be in the vehicle following them.
The concentration of methane required to run a vehicle for any extended period of time is higher than the typical fart is going to give, You'd have to have a shit tank of rotting fecal matter (septic tank works), a compressor that can handle methane, and then a compressed air tank on the vehicle to fill with the methane. Also the vehicle has to be converted to or was purchased to use CNG (compressed natural gas) which typically deals in propane.
Even then the vehicle isn't going to run well due to the lack of power of methane and the other contaminants in the gas (basically the stuff that gives the smell).
Was just more of a funny thought than anything, but it could’ve worked if we’d known how to process all the dog poo from our resort when we ran it.
I got that it was a funny, it's just something that I researched a while ago (jr High to be exact, commode on the go, lift a section of the seat pull a lever a few times to prime let er rip) and figured I'd share. Basically you can run a car on BS, just not directly.
I know England has both run city park lights from it and a vw bug
Ah yes, the Dung Beetle. But once again, even the articles state that a waste treatment plant is needed and it's compressed methane. No onboard processing. Maybe in the future we could be driving "shit"boxes. and I would laughingly run around farting my car up. I would enjoy passing electric cars while I passed gas.
Okay I'm done with this silliness, time to go do actual work.
😂🤣😂🤣 Who doesn’t need a good hearty belly laugh in these times though
Ahh, I got it!💡💡what about hooking up a hose from septic tank directly to a vehicle gas tank and syphoning the gases that way?
Still got to be a compressor that can be used with methane, but the production rate might not be enough... landfills also produce methane, and they just vent/burn it. It's an option.
When my family ran our dog resort, the dogs when we were only half full produced nearly a thirty gallon trash can per day. That’s alot of poo a month which went into the trash that the county told us to send to the landfill. Why not use another natural resource for something useful rather than landfills. How wasteful is that! And I’m not a tree hugger, but spam mail, medical, insurance companies and other companies that waste zillions in sending individual packets filled with a bunch of papers in several separate envelopes for a single notice of whatever it is should be the ones responsible for stopping wasting trees that hold everything together with good root systems so as to keep hillsides in tact that construction companies think us a wise idea to have clear cut so they end of with mudslides that kill 56 people like Oso. Sorry, bunny trails happen to be my thing.
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Worthy of an updoot
Ha lol good one!
Thanks
It's going to be hard to beat "Kamala Harris = Great Orator" as far as jokes go. 😂
Orator
noun
Example: "a theatrically effective orator"
What makes a great movie?
Yah, was gonna say, a great orator, but not in that sense.....
That was effing hilarious. Thank you for numerous belly laughs.
Lots of good ones there
Your Sunday Funnies are outstanding.
THANKS again, Uncle Fester! Sunday Funnies are the highlight of my second cup of coffee every Sunday!
I’m jealous! I had to read them w/ my first and no time for a second cup. I gotta go look at a ridiculously over priced house because selling our house and trying to build another right now is, w/o a doubt, the most bloody brilliant idea my husband has EVER had! /s 🙄🤦🏼♀️😳
Can confirm I have that EXACT box of cables 😂
I have three boxes.
See? I would rather eat glass than take the time to go through them all and match them up to who knows what 🤷🏻♀️
But damn I certainly can’t throw them out 🤪
I have started writing with a Sharpie (the silver Sharpie works on black) what electronic doodad each charger cable goes to. It would make too much sense for the manufacturers to do that. Minus doing this, I have three huge boxes full of snarled wire and plug art.
OMG Plug Art 😂 😂🤣
I love it!
With the right promotion, we could make a fortune with liberal art collectors.
Thank you frens.
u/#trumpkek
Orator? Oraltor? Kamala loves that oral.
Now that would make a great typo!
I needed the laughs today. Thanks!
FYI: The Week in Pictures (Sunday Funnies) is published every Friday evening or on Saturday morning by the website Ace Of Spades HQ
Awesome !
Excellent 👌
Thomas sowell. Have deeply admired him for over 50 years. This quote doesn't disappoint.
Tupperware. True 80% of the time at my house.
Please never stop posting these.
missed these !
I'm glad you like them.
I post every Sunday around 9 AM Central time.
Remember the name: Fester - it means to rot.
I needed this, THANX! “If you’re not on a gov’t watchlist…”. Bingo.
She might be one of the great oral givers of our time.
Eh, nevermind. She seemed forgettable by her clients.
Sometimes I just miss the way he said China.