Can’t Make This Up! Horse Named Heavenly Trump Wins After Lead Horse Hits the Rail and Jockey Flips Off the Rail onto Track
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God has a sense of humor.
He's laughing at the deep state commies.
God is the ultimate meme king this is the peek of my understanding, pray for a joke he'll blow you away every time xD
-God
Moro Flyby sent his jockey flying into the air lol.
Some stairs suddenly appeared on the track?
Ha ha brahhhaa or a bicycle
So, basically Moro Flyboy = “Muslim Pilot”
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Moro
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flyboy
911 comms?
Jeez, as a spanish speaker, Moro makes sense. Morocco is likely where Moor is rooted, the hijabs occupied most of Spain for centuries. But Moro is African Muslim, close enough for comms I guess.
My wife: "Thank god those jockeys are really small"
It's gonna be BIBLICAL!
Seriously, that was a nasty accident. I hope the man is okay.
Can we please stop saying "Can't make this up"? You can make anything up...
Well, in a way, you no longer can make THIS up, because it happened for real.
While technically correct, that is never the intention when people say that dumb ass phrase.
If everyone wants to keep looking stupid, that's their choice. However I see constant complaining about how we look dumb with theories... well... we also look dumb when we try to pass something off as legitimate by claiming "You can't make this up". You most certainly CAN make it up.
Common parlance for something so unbelievable that if you lied or wrote about it, you'd be written off as a fool.
Have you been under a rock the last few years?
I defined the term you discussed I wasn't passing an opinion...
I love the "can't make this up "statement and thank you for posting this heavenly gem !
Dang I though maybe one of the climate protesters from the Tour de France snagged him with their banner, but looks like he just did FUBAR.
It almost looks like the jockey leaned left a bit and pulled the horse into the rail himself.
Why are horse names always so dumb and extra lol
Cmon anything on fantasynamegenerator.com would be better haha
There’s a huge list of rules for naming set up by The Jockey Club in the racing world. It makes for some interesting results.
Why thought? If I wanna name my horse Kevin and race him I should be able to, I shouldn't have to name him Triumphant Twinkletoes >:(
Thems the rules 🤷🏼♀️
Ringo Bingo is a much better name for the horse.
Beat me to it. Also, referencing lineage names.
Even the horse knows Trump is the only way
Was the lead horse named biden and jockey obama?
Why couldnt the other horse be called lets go glbrandon damnit.
https://twitter.com/Bryant_HRD/status/1540483043466612739?s=20&t=WNnO3Ij3wPk8yVxd_tTioQ June 24th but still interesting !
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Kinda like when Biden crashed his bike when he got super excited by a young girl.
Lmao immediately after getting up. That's dedication.
LOL so many new and exciting ways like this that will keep reminding those that committed trason are truly and utterly fucked. Everywhere they look they get a reminder.
The horse that went into the rails and overboard.... Was that hellish Biden?
It looked to me like the horse deliberately took out his jockey maybe the jockey poked him too hard one too many times