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Thief steals St. Michael statue from church, trips, and is injured by the angel’s sword. You can’t make this stuff up (media.greatawakening.win)
posted 3 years ago by lovecymru 3 years ago by lovecymru +234 / -0
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– RocketScientist 38 points 3 years ago +38 / -0

The statue of St. Michael the Archangel was unharmed

I love a story with a happy ending.

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– lovecymru [S] 17 points 3 years ago +17 / -0

Vengeance for all the statues being being taken down that snowflakes are affected by.

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– FiatLux 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Like during the French Revolution, or the Protestant reformation

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– G45Colt 13 points 3 years ago +13 / -0

He got a tip, but will he learn from it?

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– Cuetardian 10 points 3 years ago +10 / -0

Probably not. Doesn't sound like he was too sharp.

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– Faulkner 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

I don’t know, it sounds like he got the point.

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– tenthousandspoons 19 points 3 years ago +19 / -0

Well, if you can't fall on your own sword, fall on someone else's!

St. Michael will not be facing any charges, as it was a clear-cut case of self-defense.

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– watchdoggy 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Thieves Lives Matter representatives are calling for riots in what is an obvious case of Angelic abuse of a mortal.

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– lovecymru [S] 15 points 3 years ago +15 / -0

From article

A drunken thief was injured after falling on the sword of a statue of St. Michael the Archangel that he was trying to steal from a church in Monterrey, Mexico.

Local media reported that during the early hours of Jan. 14, Carlos Alonso, 32, allegedly went to the Christ the King Parish in downtown Monterrey to rob the church.

In the darkness, Alonso reportedly jumped over the fence in front of the church entrance, broke a glass door, and entered the church.

While trying to flee with a statue of St. Michael the Archangel, the alleged thief tripped and fell on the angel’s sword, seriously injuring his neck.

Some passersby saw the wounded man at the church doors and called for medical help.

Monterrey Civil Protection personnel arrived at the scene, cut the padlock on the main gate of the fence, and saved the would-be thief’s life.

After stabilizing the injured man, the rescuers took him to a clinic to be treated and to get more information about the damage that may have been caused.

It is expected that once he has recovered, the suspect will be turned over to the public prosecutor’s office, and the punishment he could face for the damage to the church will be determined.

The statue of St. Michael the Archangel was unharmed.

Link here. https://www.catholicnewsagency.com/news/253368/thief-steals-st-michael-statue-from-church-trips-and-is-injured-by-the-angel-s-sword

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– Dreadnought61 12 points 3 years ago +12 / -0

God works in mysterious ways...

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– lovecymru [S] 14 points 3 years ago +14 / -0

God has a sense of humor

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– Dreadnought61 7 points 3 years ago +7 / -0

Yes He does and it's the best... Cheers fren...

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– Godisglory1 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Good, Thieves God is warning you, one of the commandments is not to steal.

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– AngelCole 13 points 3 years ago +13 / -0

St. Michael the Archangel defend us in battle.... he takes it seriously, good to know.😁🙏

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– SteveRogers42 13 points 3 years ago +13 / -0

Of all the guys you don’t wanna mess with…

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– AngelCole 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

Is this considered Biblical?🤔

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– Plebbitimmigrant 8 points 3 years ago +8 / -0

Well. Divine Judgment usually isn’t so immediate

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– Bito-on 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the malice and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him! And you, O prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, thrust back into hell satan and all the evil spirits who roam through the world, seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

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– eagle-eyes2020 5 points 3 years ago +5 / -0

Great story, thanks fren!

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– Bito-on 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0

I love this so much!!!

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– deleted 4 points 3 years ago +4 / -0
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– zanonks2 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

My favorite st Michael story

https://americaneedsfatima.org/childrens-stories/michael-michael-of-the-morning

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– LongTimeListener 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

My favorite is a story my parents told me in the early 70s of a US Marine during the Korean War, his story and the letter he wrote to his mother.

https://ucatholic.com/blog/the-miraculous-true-story-of-saint-michael-saving-a-us-marine-in-the-korean-war/

Read the background story it is uplifting. First the prayer he said every day and next the letter:

Michael, Michael of the morning,

Fresh corps of Heaven adorning,

Keep me safe today,

And in time of temptation

Drive the devil away.

Amen.

Dear Mom, I wouldn’t dare write this letter to anyone but you because no one else would believe it. Maybe even you will find it hard but I have got to tell somebody. First off, I am in a hospital. Now don’t worry, ya hear me, don’t worry. I was wounded but I’m okay you understand. Okay. The doctor says that I will be up and around in a month.

But that’s not what I want to tell you.

Remember when I joined the Marines last year; remember when I left, how you told me to say a prayer to St. Michael every day. You really didn’t have to tell me that. Ever since I can remember you always told me to pray to St. Michael the Archangel. You even named me after him. Well I always have.

When I got to Korea, I prayed even harder. Remember the prayer that you taught me? “Michael, Michael of the morning, fresh chord of Heaven adorning,” you know the rest of it. Well I said it everyday. Sometimes when I was marching or sometimes resting. But always before I went to sleep. I even got some of the other fellas to say it.

Well, one day I was with an advance detail way up over the front lines. We were scouting for the Commies. I was plodding along in the bitter cold, my breath was like cigar smoke.

I thought I knew every guy in the patrol, when along side of me comes another Marine I never met before. He was bigger than any other Marine I’d ever seen. He must have been 6’4″ and built in proportion. It gave me a feeling of security to have such a body near.

Anyway, there we were trudging along. The rest of the patrol spread out. Just to start conversation I said, “Cold ain’t it.” And then I laughed. Here I was with a good chance of getting killed any minute and I am talking about the weather. My companion seemed to understand. I heard him laugh softly. I looked at him, “I have never seen you before, I thought I knew every man in the outfit.”

“I just joined at the last minute”, he replied. “The name is Michael.”

“Is that so,” I said surprised. “That is my name too.”

“I know,” he said and then went on, “Michael, Michael of the morning …”

I was too amazed to say anything for a minute. How did he know my name, and a prayer that you had taught me? Then I smiled to myself, every guy in the outfit knew about me. Hadn’t I taught the prayer to anybody who would listen. Why now and then, they even referred to me as St. Michael. Neither of us spoke for a time and then he broke the silence.

“We are going to have some trouble up ahead.”

He must have been in fine physical shape or he was breathing so lightly I couldn’t see his breath. Mine poured out in great clouds. There was no smile on his face now. Trouble ahead, I thought to myself, well with the Commies all around us, that is no great revelation. Snow began to fall in great thick globs. In a brief moment the whole countryside was blotted out. And I was marching in a white fog of sticky particles. My companion disappeared.

“Michael,” I shouted in sudden alarm.

I felt his hand on my arm, his voice was rich and strong, “This will stop shortly.”

His prophecy proved to be correct. In a few minutes the snow stopped as abruptly as it had begun. The sun was a hard shining disc. I looked back for the rest of the patrol, there was no one in sight. We lost them in that heavy fall of snow. I looked ahead as we came over a little rise.

Mom, my heart stopped. There were seven of them. Seven Commies in their padded pants and jackets and their funny hats. Only there wasn’t anything funny about them now. Seven rifles were aimed at us.

“Down Michael,” I screamed and hit the frozen earth.

I heard those rifles fire almost as one. I heard the bullets. There was Michael still standing. Mom, those guys couldn’t have missed, not at that range. I expected to see him literally blown to bits. But there he stood, making no effort to fire himself. He was paralyzed with fear. It happens sometimes, Mom, even to the bravest. He was like a bird fascinated by a snake. At least, that was what I thought then. I jumped up to pull him down and that was when I got mine I felt a sudden flame in my chest. I often wondered what it felt like to be hit, now I know..

I remember feeling strong arms around me, arms that laid me ever so gently on a pillow of snow. I opened my eyes, for one last look. I was dying. Maybe I was even dead, I remember thinking well, this is not so bad. Maybe I was looking into the sun. Maybe I was in shock. But it seemed I saw Michael standing erect again only this time his face was shining with a terrible splendor. As I say, maybe it was the sun in my eyes, but he seemed to change as I watched him. He grew bigger, his arms stretched out wide, maybe it was the snow falling again, but there was a brightness around him like the wings of an angel. In his hands was a sword. A sword that flashed with a million lights. Well, that is the last thing I remember until the rest of the fellas came up and found me. I do not know how much time had passed. Now and then I had but a moment’s rest from the pain and fever. I remember telling them of the enemy just ahead.

“Where is Michael,” I asked.

I saw them look at one another. “Where’s who?” asked one.

“Michael, Michael the big Marine I was walking with just before the snow squall hit us.”

“Kid,” said the sergeant, “You weren’t walking with anyone. I had my eyes on you the whole time. You were getting too far out. I was just going to call you in when you disappeared in the snow.”

He looked at me, curiously. “How did you do it kid?”

“How’d I do what?” I asked half angry despite my wound. “This marine named Michael and I were just …”

“Son,” said the sergeant kindly, ” I picked out this outfit myself and there just ain’t another Michael in it. You are the only Mike in it.

He paused for a minute, “Just how did you do it kid? We heard shots. There hasn’t been a shot fired from your rifle. And there isn’t a bit of lead in them seven bodies over the hill there.”

I didn’t say anything, what could I say. I could only look open-mouthed with amazement.

It was then the sergeant spoke again, “Kid,” he said gently, “every one of those seven Commies was killed by a sword stroke.”

That is all I can tell you Mom. As I say, it may have been the sun in my eyes, it may have been the cold or the pain. But that is what happened.

Love, Michael>

When my parents heard this story my mom was pregnant with my youngest sibling. They named him Michael. We call him Michael and never Mike.

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– Feelsgoodman 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

Lmao, reminds me of Blucifer killing his artist! You Colorado anons know what I'm talkin' about🐸

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– PeaceAndLovePatriot 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Uh .. how big and heavy is this? One person stole it?

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– Jacurutu99 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Live by the word, die by the sword.

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– Maccachook1 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

Can't blame the guy, of all statues IF you were gonna steal, Michael would have to be best choice kek

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– morum 1 point 3 years ago +1 / -0

i'm not big into idolatry, but this is a good story.

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– Litecola2 3 points 3 years ago +3 / -0

Misinformed, sad to see. Have you ever asked anyone for a favor, to put in a good word for you to any authority? You have asked them to intercede for you. Have you asked anyone for help ever?

Have you any photos of relatives who have passed on? Any portraits? Seen any busts or statues of prominent people? Right. 'You use that word a lot. I don't think it means what you think it means.'

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– Stray_Dog 2 points 3 years ago +2 / -0

It’s so infuriating to see these types of dumb comments.

It’s such an easy thing to look up and understand and they refuse to do some digging to just become a little bit smarter.

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