THE FINAL BOOSTER HAS ARRIVED. Hear that, Covid addicts?
Best booster yet! 😂
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This should be a Babylon Bee headline. There will be idiots that believe this and truly believe that this will protect them from everything
I thought it was at first. 🤦♀️
I thought it was ….
Darwin is undefeated
Let thwm be first in line
Title should be: When Real Life Imitates the Babylon Bee.
Here's the orig link:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13386975/vaccine-prepare-body-unknown-coronaviruses.html
If you take enough "booster vax"... you'll never have to worry about getting Covid ever again.
Dead people don't catch Covid.
But they DO vote Democrat.
Dont give these scientists any ideas damnit lol
That was/is the idea of many scientists though. The idea is for protection we must save planet earth from its inevitable demise from its virus-people. It is in the movies we watch, the news, commercials and we are paying for this. We accept this and make light of it because we consume the media. Amazing stuff. Many need to relearn what courage and rebellion is. Each can be for good or evil but we have evil prancing around as being the light now.
We must remember that in the eyes of many scientists, God does not exist. They seek to fill the role of gods themselves. So, the hubris and ego of man considering itself a God is on display with nonsense such as this.
Make sure to wear your mask when getting the booster so you do not infect Others
FUCK THEM AND FUCK THEIR FAKE VACCINE
yep.... we can hear it now... "billions of lives saved!"
Maybe stick all those homos who spread monkey pox , lets see how that goes
Remember all Democrats it is your duty to everyone to get as manny booster shots as you can get. Get them 30 or 40 times more than is even remotely intelligent. We are all counting on you to do your part to end the world we find are selfs in.
Thank you in advance
The headline is wrong. We are talking about viruses that haven't been created yet. For example, there is the puppy dog virus. If a puppy has this virus, one lick of his or her tongue will result in instant death, unless you have the latest booster just like Travis Kelce.
(Please note that this is satire.) :)
Better get a second dose before getting your first one!
Desperation
It's called zinc and quercetin in a syringe.
Where do we sign up? Me first. Me first.
That's how the first one was viewed, right?
Honestly you could have told me that was a Bee article and I would have believed it.
Is there a free donut that goes with it?
Things are getting cereal.
Hey! There you go. If you are dead you won't catch any future viruses. Brilliant!
The Mail isn't any more factual than the Bee anyway...