212 DOGE Found Out That M Obama Was Receiving $11,000 Per Month For White House “Garden Maintenance” For 16 Years Now (dunning-kruger-times.com) 🐴 SHITPOST 💩 posted 13 days ago by lovecymru 13 days ago by lovecymru +218 / -6 DOGE Canceled a 16-Year-Old Monthly $11,000 Payment to Michelle Obama for “White House Garden Maintenance” In a stunning revelation that has rocked the world of completely made-up scandals, the Department of Government Expenditures (DOGE) has officially canceled an alleged $11,000 monthly payment to Mic… 27 comments share 27 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Obvious fake. Why do you bother?
Michelle is growing an eggplant.
🎶 Maybe she's born with it.....
.....Maybe it's Man-belline 🎶 .
🍆🦍
Manscaping is for fags.
Come on folks. Read. Do better.
This. That domain name, just, nope. Not even clicking.
Direct link to DOGE or text, please.
u/lovecymru
Garden Maintenance is a excellent euphemism for waxing and hormone injections just thinking outloud.
^^^^ SNORT! ^^^^
Hahahah
This has babalon bee vibes..
yes, missing the shit post flair...
Thankfully, there's one there now. I think everyone who upvoted it beforehand should get a notification or something.
I do not see the shit post flair. However Tucker Hannity Carlson Jr, a political commentator for News Whiz Daily, was quoted in the article 😂.
The Dunning Kruger Times.
Enjoyed.
Is this a parody site?
That's my suspicion, based upon the name.
They are super-sneaky if they are a parody site though. Because they are writing stories that could be real, since we live in Clown World.
That’s just for his pedicure and manscaping. It’s a jungle! 🤣
Seriously, for the sake of scaring the public, shouldn’t we keep that in the budget? I don’t wanna see pictures of THAT!
I have a garden.
So she is the lawn boy?
Grrrrr! Return the money!
Make her pay it back: the 8 years that Renegade hasn’t been in office. That amounts to $1,056,000, if true.
Bwahahahaha!
I thought Michelle was really cool as she was trying to make people lose weight and work out
The problem is she sided with Big Food, and only encouraged exercise. Not to get off of processed food and crap that's the main contributor to obesity
So yeah. I just sigh whenever I think of her. What a sell out.
She could have been America's health coach and it would have been cool to see her lead a cultural shift around exercise and good food.
The country is just so fat and we need to stop killing ourselves with food
Him, not her.