Report: Mitch McConnell Checked into Hospital for ‘Flu-like’ Symptoms. (Is he under the weather or UNDER THE BUS? 🤔😮😵)
(www.breitbart.com)
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The Capitol has been turned into a nursing home.
Case in point:
u/#fart
Rumor has it that the Trump administration has figured out how to weaponize Swalwell farts, and that is why U.S. enemies fold so quickly, shaking in fear. Oh wait, I just started that rumor.
Another Chinese Bio-weapon.😮😵
And a way scary one at that.
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TaQo...you ALWAYS bring laughter to the board with this...and it IS ALWAYS DONE AT THE RIGHT TIME!!!!!
Tango Yankee for the laughter that has ensued!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That’s true
A corrupt one
Hopefully they replace him with a patriotic 🐢
Kentucky...
"Hopefully they replace him with a patriotic 🐢"
...Kentuckians got fat on Mitch's pork...
...pork overrides patriotism most every time in modern society...
Don’t turtles live to be 200+ yrs old? He looks to be about that age now.
Yep
This sounds like comms:
“His prognosis is positive and he is grateful for the excellent care he is receiving.”
Did the turtle flip? Is he now sunning himself on the beaches of Gitmo?
If he flips, he’ll die if someone doesn’t flip him back.
🐢 Kek! 🐢
u/#TheGlitch
KEK! Love this!
We can only hope. Who's the next in line for his job?
Next man up is likely Mitch’s hand picked replacement, Daniel Cameron, who is Black man first, swamp creature second, Louisvillian third, Kentuckian and American, last, if he has time.
And this old senile man is making decisions for the nation!
Term limits so feeble minded slugs cannot live there forever.
u/#TheGlitch
u/#mitchglitch
😂🤣Oh I'm being bad. 🤨 Shame on me🤣😂
As the late great Don Rickles would say, Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.
He is the distraction that the Clintons will use.
DId he ever release the SAVE act from Rules Committee?
Current Status of the SAVE Act As of February 4, 2026, the SAVE Act (Safeguard American Voter Eligibility Act) has not been released from the Senate Rules and Administration Committee, which is chaired by Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY). Despite passing the House of Representatives on April 10, 2025, the bill has remained stalled in the Senate committee for nearly 300 days.
Multiple House Republicans have publicly criticized the delay, emphasizing that the House has fulfilled its role and now the Senate must act. The legislation has become a focal point in broader GOP election integrity efforts ahead of the 2026 midterm elections.
Is this just another stunt to delay?
Turtle soup
Put him on a ventilator, stat!
Yes, he needs to be ventilated.
...the turtle is headed to the Happy Hunting Grounds...
This day in age you have to be pretty dumb to check into a hospital for flu like symptoms.
"Please sir, can I have ventilator and remdesevir?"
Man how much I dislike this politician. He reeks of old boys club, how the citizens vote him in I’m beside myself in disbelief
🤔I think the 'Voting Machines' voted for him. jmo
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He should take a vaccine. Not the ones his buddies get, no, give him the swine shit they give us.
Soon under the ground.
Why would something this routine even get reported?
This means we can't get 50 senators on the floor for a standing filibuster vote on the SAVE act, right? He took himself out on purpose.
Well, Beshear’s a dem. If Mitch finds himself, for whatever reason, permanently out of the senate; who is Beshear going to appoint to his seat??? 😳
Odd how old everyone suddenly looks over the last year.
Adrenochrome withdrawals.
He blew up legal THC and realized he's going to pay the price.
u/#mitchglitch