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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I read that in Trump's voice.

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

NOW it is. Originally there was a picture of an old guy biting a child's face. I think it's the president of Mexico or something.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

What was the significance of the misspelling? DD = Double Dose? DD = 44? Ties to Obama?

by BQnita
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Captainzoomer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, that's a fucking good one!

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

"My fellow Americans, the storm is upon us. Also I will now be referred to as Heisenburg."

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is death penalty too harsh? No. It's not harsh enough.

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Captainzoomer 4 points ago +4 / -0

I respectfully disagree. They're trying to distract from anything that may come out of the Hunter case.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I know right? Just take a look at this photo of Cher and Madonna.

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Captainzoomer 3 points ago +3 / -0

I believe that is the correct spelling. We would have also accepted "Demonrat party, and Dimo'crap party.

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is Vice still owned by Disney? They sure are getting desperate these days!

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Captainzoomer 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean, what did they expect? They wanted us all locked down at first. I guess movie theaters were safe from becoming a spreader event? Oh yeah because sitting down, got ya! Then they wanted to reduce population through an experimental vaccine. Yes, because movie goers are like voters, they can do it while dead. Yep. They're so damned retarded!

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

And I could just see some blue haired libtard laughing at this. Not laughter from genuine humor, but from hatred and malice.

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Because they would rather rule over ashes than watch us prosper.

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Captainzoomer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Man, illegals open the door just enough to squeeze themselves through. I still hold the door open for them though. And when they don't acknowledge and thank me, I say, "Oh, you're welcome!" as if they thanked me. It's the only way I know to stay sane. Why get mad at them when you can accuse them of having manners?

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