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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I ever dare to step in front of you, u/Joys1Daughter, my sister, know that you especially have been loved, here...

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Covfefe_Commando 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trump walked in front of the Queen, if you all remember... Pepe-ridge Farms remembers...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

We demand better psy-ops! Saturday Night Live could've done better than this...

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dan the Man!

He took over Rush Limbaugh's coveted spot on talk radio where I live, and left that lucrative life to serve his Nation, once again. He isn't even a bazillionaire like Trump or Musk - Full Respect to Dan Bongino!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Giant Sucking Sound! In trucks that are so dangerous they couldn't pass American inspections! They sidelined our American truckers, and welcomed in barely-functional, non-English-speaking suicide jockeys running rigs that could never pass inspection...

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Covfefe_Commando 5 points ago +5 / -0

Remember a while back the couple, where the girl ended up missing - Brian Laundrie/Gabby Petito aka Brain Washing and Small Talk? Pepe Ridge farms remembers.

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not sure why it took me 16 years to stumble across this old youtube link, but the message is still fresh!

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

fake news = fake noise

The NFL has been pumping fake noise into stadiums for decades now. Indianapolis, and probably Seattle (12 people in the stands, probably) - all domes are suspect - opponents in New England have "communication problems" - tales as old as time...

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

And since internet searches are totally borked right now, I'll paste the sauce...

Kenny Chesney Lyrics "Be as You Are"

Man I could use a pina colada.

A little bit of sun on my skin,

A hammock, a book,

Never gonna look back once my feet hit the sand,

I've had it up to here with this rat race,

Need a smile on my face.

I wanna go where I can lighten up the load,

Drive a little while on the wrong side of the road,

Get this layin' low off to a flyin' start,

Play my guitar in the Caribbean sun,

Hang with the locals at the Quiet Mon,

Where you can be a tourist, a beach bum or a star

And be as you are.

Gettin' stuck sure would be easy

In this palm tree pradise,

Ambition fades with every wave

For the finer things in life,

Maybe I'll just hang around here,

Go home later next year.

I wanna stay down here and lighten up the load,

Drive a little while on the wrong side of the road,

Get this layin' low off to a flyin' start,

Play my guitar in the Caribbean sun,

Hang with the locals at the Quiet Mon,

Where you can be a tourist, a beach bum or a star

And be as you are.

I wanna play my guitar in the Caribbean sun,

Hang with the locals at the Quiet Mon,

Where you can be a tourist, a beach bum or a star

And be as you are.

Be as you are...

This song is from the album "Be As You Are" and "Greatest Hits II".

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Covfefe_Commando 2 points ago +2 / -0

"drive a little while, on the wrong side of the road..." I'm pretty sure is a lyric to a decent country music song...

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Covfefe_Commando 1 point ago +1 / -0

I could only updoot this post once, fren, unlike recent sketchy supreme court elections in Wisconsin

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Covfefe_Commando 3 points ago +3 / -0

I have strong memories of Karen Carpenter singing "Winter Wonderland" - the whole song, not just in a medley, all the verses. Late '70s to early '80s. She was all over the radio back then, you couldn't miss it. It wasn't Anne Murray, Anne had a fine voice, but no one sounded like Karen.

Somehow I can't find a recording or a mention or a youtube or anything of that performance now.

Am I the only one?

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Covfefe_Commando 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember the epic stank-eye young Barron Trump gave to then chief-justice-balding-dread-pirate-roberts way back during his Dad's first inauguration? 2017? Pepe-ridge Farns remembers...

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