Haven't they aready?
Next year you should leave a zippo lighter, shoes, and extra ammo for John McClane in your air ducts...
MAGA, frens!
Praise God!!! Now for that canal through Panama - we paid for it, in American blood and lives...
The MAGAnificent entirety of Canada, reduced to two Senators, and a handful of Representatives, vs. incredible increased tourism, actual health care, and just one feckless governor, that is too much to resist. Plus, screwing the King of England, once again?! Sign me up!
NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO - HO - HO
Whut, no tobacco? Asking for a fren?!
Behold all the white male privilege in the Star Wars Universe:
https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarsmemes/comments/gdvi1l/make_him_a_farmer_lol/#lightbox
DEI standard doomed the Empire - remember how Obi-Wan waxed on about their precision attacks?! Yeah, they DEI they/them/xir/xelves into accuracy precision fire irrelevancy... all while wearing flat white plastic combat armor that provided zero protection...
Remember when Arnie smeared himself in ground-temperature clay, to escape the temperature-sensing bots? Next Level!
A timeless classic, years ahead of it's time...
Very cool!
Goliath didn't fear David, much to his detriment. And as much faith as young David had in The Lord, David picked up five smooth stones. Why five? If David completely believed in The Lord, why five stones?
The answer: Goliath had brothers. David didn't know how many would blindly rush ahead to avenge a brother's death. As it turned out, none did. I sometimes wonder what ever happened to those four extra stones?
Liberals hate this One Weird Trick!
It has been way moar than 4 years, is Doc Carson seeing new patients?
ummm, spellchek iza fren, tooo, brooo, ifyouknowwhuuuhIIIammmsayin...
I was late to the Ron Paul train, but that man is a National Treasure.
Get along, little DOGE get along...
Wow, we now live in a world with kamikaze aces due to drone tech.
Yeah, no kidding - Joe Cocker was epic! Somebody helpfully tried to capture his lyrics in this video! KEK! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEb8DflQ9lY
What a mug! Central Casting couldn't do better for a casting call for "bitter old angry white guy"
I'd buy that for a dollar...oh wait, that was newsweak...nvm.
Excellent!