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GodFirstBro_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

It's appropriate he'd have to be gigantic to be the lord of the gays

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GodFirstBro_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

The idea that I am who/what I am is a frickin miracle considering both parents and all siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles etc etc were libtards. But I've had dreams/visions since early childhood about spirit wars in our lands. Felt like I was just waiting. It wasn't 'if', it was 'when'. When the visions starting coming true like technicolor deja vu, I knew we were on it. Welp, here we are. God be with us.

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GodFirstBro_ 6 points ago +6 / -0

Lol served with a cutlery set...I so hope they didn't fork n knife their fries

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another awesome moment brought to you by Monty python lol

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GodFirstBro_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

There should really be a Scavino t shirt. Dude's been a Rockstar this wholetime.

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GodFirstBro_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

What embarrassing ppl to have around one's dinner table

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GodFirstBro_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I dreamed about him the first time in the 80s. I'd watched one of his interviews when he was young and then was napping on my grandma's couch. In the dream it was fires, big tsunami waves, earthquakes, all the disaster type stuff...and in the distance but growing was him...and I watched him age, and I saw him in what is now his classic suit and red tie. Voice in my ear told me to be ready. I wasn't even a teenager. Been waiting my whole life and preparing my heart for these times. Wild times they are.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Definitely

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah every time I walk into a gas station. Lol

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GodFirstBro_ 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'll disagree. Sometimes a redundancy is very handy for a person who can only check in here at odd times of the day/ doesn't have time for endless scrolling.

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gawd lol I didn't need smellevision before breakfast!

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