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GodFirstBro_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

First woman, maybe....first witch, maybe not lol

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Right, but does that mean he'd be eligible to go early?

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GodFirstBro_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I take them about as seriously as a lot lizard wearing pants with JUICY printed on the butt.

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

This seems like what the actual drop would be.

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GodFirstBro_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is that how it would go? Would they put kamala in for a few weeks?

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Right back at ya. Pray without ceasing.

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GodFirstBro_ 7 points ago +7 / -0

My heart has been exceedingly heavy today, all day. What waits behind this door?

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

You just wrote the words that have sat on my heart. Well done and God bless.

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol ... wish it were that simple honestly. His is result of nearly a dozen strokes caused by drug interactions his worthless general practitioners didn't bother to disclose

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

My husband is in mental decline. I love him more than life. But I wouldn't hand him a decision on our checking account, let alone who to pardon.

Pink elephants, teletubbies, a building, let's pardon all that. That's what happens with dementia. An unfortunate truth.

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GodFirstBro_ 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is exactly what happened when my husband had his first set of strokes...unjabbed btw

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GodFirstBro_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

A thousand times yes. I babysit 5 toddlers...one in preschool. So, the plague. Every time anyone starts a sniffle I hit the ivm. I haven't gotten any of the plagues at all in this calendar year.

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GodFirstBro_ 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well all my days end in "Y", so anything goes at this point

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GodFirstBro_ 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you had told my grandma (died in the 80s and would be well over 100 now) that the news would someday be perched on ppl with names like Catturd, she'd have whipped you silly with the nearest LA Times(Sunday edition).

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

She's impressed his butt doesn't crunch and crinkle when he shifts in his chair, like she's used to with her husband.

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GodFirstBro_ 3 points ago +3 / -0

Every plague our massive family has received this year has blown past me. I maybe get a sniffle for an hour, and then it's gone. I smoke...so...I don't know. But way back in 2020 when the covid was all anyone talked about, an ENT doc friend of mine was telling me his own theory about how smokers would probably come out better than the rest if they did get covid. Among us, I did come out better.

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GodFirstBro_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

He looks like the kid who put cayenne pepper in their shorts

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