"Are you a good king? Or a bad king?"-- " I'm not a king at all! I'm Dorothy Gale, from Kansas."

Qu'est que c'est?

Came here to say this... 6 hours too late... take my updoot

There is nothing you can do that can make God love you any more than He does right now. There is also nothing you can do to make Him love you any less.

Dude was radical tho

Cinnamon and sugary and softly spoken lies

I should have kept them with a goat, I should have kept them on a boat, for goats a meal of paper make, and boats will sink into the lake

There are lots of people who disagree with the coercion and believe it should have been a personal choice, but they reluctantly took it to keep their jobs. If the danger had not been so heavily censored, they might have found the courage to resist, but they thought (hoped) it would be no big deal.

Don't call me Shirley

I'll be taking these Huggies, and all the cash you got in the register

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She had to put the smile on her profile because nobody could see her smile IRL, as it was covered by one or more masks.

Dairy products remain fresh for a strikingly long time if they are kept cold and sealed.

Looks like Gates to me

Horshack, is that you?

Thank for this typo, it makes the question hilarious. Enjoyed the keks, thanks again.

Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow?

Choir director complained this week the tempo of a song was lagging. He told the soloist she was responsible for tempo and the rest of us would follow her. He told her, "Don't turn this into a dragfest." I replied, "Oh, we ain't having no dragfest." He put his head down on the piano like Schroeder.

and keep your powder dry, kek

Cornpop was a bad dude

Hot tub! Gonna make you sweat!

Whatever did we do before we had the internet to tell us whether or not we are assholes?

and again

John Connor has entered the chat

Rush Limbaugh wrote a series of patriotic children's books. See also The Tuttle Twins. Also https://www.glennbeck.com/2017/07/01/12-star-spangled-spectacular-books-for-kids/