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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

I like to think it's self-inflicted though. So many of these feminist groups preached "self empowerment", and trying to avoid the male tyranny. Now these women are starting to realize that while these virtues are nice and all, they don't put a roof over their heads.

Also my onlyfans thing applies to men too, I've had a few co-workers over the years who have done stuff like that.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Which is kinda funny as many of the kids doing those universities turn to onlyfans as supplemental income, then get double-y screwed when their looks fade as well.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

While it isn't 100% effective, make sure to get your eclipse vaccine three times a year to prevent further complications.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean there's been rumors for decades of one in canada involving native american women, hence why they "disappear" at near record numbers to the point in which bulletins are posted telling them to avoid less-populated areas and highways.

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile in syria he's their version of the boogeyman. When parents tuck their kids in at night, they tell stories of obama and how if they don't stay in bed and sleep he'll issue a drone strike and kill the entire neighborhood.

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IamM 1 point ago +3 / -2

Would having a republican in office really change anything though? It's like being raped by a black cellmate in a prison, and hoping that he gives you herpes and not HIV.

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IamM 3 points ago +4 / -1

I mean there's a difference between book smarts and street smarts. I don't care if that nigerian prince has a PHD and graduated from harvard 4 times, he's still not getting my credit card info.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Ah yes, Elon the guy who makes electric cars is "right wing". At this point I'm starting to think it's just a term for everyone they don't like now. That and racist nazi phobes.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Meanwhile ATF: "I see you have a nice dog there, would be a shame if someone killed it"

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know one of the other theories floating around is that they gave a lot of the politicians/higher ups "placebo" shots, but decided to give them the actual thing after a year or so (hence why we're only seeing the deaths pop up now).

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Should be noted I'm canadian and thus haven't directly dealt with them. I've only heard stories, mostly from friends moving south and having to pay $140 a month for their "services" that only function 4 months a year.

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IamM 11 points ago +11 / -0

Meanwhile comcast: "wait, you need an excuse to have outages?"

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Wait, you're telling me yet another black person committed a serious crime? It's almost as if there's a pattern going on...

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IamM 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean the game itself is borderline unwatchable. Out of the 4 possible outcomes (detroit/ravens, detroit/chiefs, ravens/sf, sf/chiefs) they got the absolute worst one both for storytelling and general action. I've had a chat with a few of my football friends, and we're under the consensus that this could very well be one of those 10-3 or 13-10 kind of games and not the "30 points each team" one that we've been accustomed to seeing.

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, they made the superbowl about as boring as humanly possible this year. They have the team that should've won last year vs the team that actually won it (considering philly deteriorated and SF only lost because both of their QB's arms exploded), and a halftime show featuring a guy who hasn't been relevant in 20 years.

Much like a constipated german shepherd, I peed on a fire hydrant once could give next to no shits about it.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fun fact: #7 has nothing to do with the economy, and more that they're worried about lizzo's weight gain being so significant that it could turn her into a second moon, causing worldwide tidal issues.

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IamM 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bah, I've revealed my location tons of times on here.

Yeah, apparently they're thinking of making a super-prison in northern BC with the idea that if anyone escaped it'd be like alcatraz. With all of these people stripped of their basic human rights flying on planes, it'll be hard to seperate it from Air Canada. Mind you they'd probably add a nominal fee for that kind of stuff. "So you want a burlap sack over your head while you're chained to the seat? That'll be $15."

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IamM 12 points ago +12 / -0

So yeah, just got done performing at the open mic night at a local comedy club, and it went quite well. My opening story about the criminals being transferred/it being like air canada had the audience laughing from the get-go, and the owner asked me if I wanted to stop by next month and try it again. Can definitely see why people will find it scary, as you never know which joke will bomb.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

On a bit of a side-note, "post-covid times" I've become a lot more outdoorsey and even do a bunch of charity stuff now, with my most recent endeavor involving rebuilding a vintage motorcycle and auctioning it off for the salvation army. I'm not sure if it was the amount of time I spent indoors for that and me making up for lost time, but I just find things with fresh air being fun now.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean his comedy is good if you don't think about it, much like most lefty values. One of my buddies sent me a 5 minute long video from one of his specials where he goes into great detail about his wife leaving at random parts of the night and his kids not looking like him. It was quite depressing to watch, and wasn't so much comedy as a man slowly realizing what he built is in shambles to the sound of a laughtrack.

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IamM 8 points ago +8 / -0

After being told from a bunch of work buddies that my jokes are "stand-up" worthy, I'm deciding to give it a try tonight for an open mic night at a local comedy club. Expectations are super low, but it at least allows me to get something off my bucket list.

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IamM 1 point ago +2 / -1

Which is surprising as there are rarely foreigners who claim to be "florida men". I guess a muslim or a mexican wouldn't want to be associated with doing the weird shit there. Blowing up buildings: fine. Accidentally cutting off someone's lips because you wanted to try to cut an apple in half from the mouth with a chainsaw: a bit "too extreme".

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IamM 2 points ago +3 / -1

I mean they at least know their market. I remember 20 years ago the only thing they were known for were overpriced cards that women with 20 cats would buy, not for her friends (which she didn't have) but to celebrate her cats' birthdays.

Unlike other companies who try to peddle this shit then get confused why the vast majority of people don't buy it, clearly they're doing so to cater to the audience they already have.

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