Meanwhile Biden: Why do we have people in Afghanistan again? Isn't the war over? They're invading Ukraine? Can we do anything about it?

I get the feeling that's another "Pedojeet" alt account. There's this guy who keeps making alt accounts and saying weird things in other communities. He talks just like this guy does.

Apparently Gainesville Florida on August 10th.

And to add onto that, you can't just assassinate the leader of a nuclear power because of a little thing called Mutually Assured Destruction.

Crucify them, and cover them in napalm after a day. An improvement on the klassic flaming kross.

Look at that schnoz, I'm not surprised at that.

Just like da Obama phones. Dats why I voted fo him.

All our money?

"Welcome to Costco, I love you."

I know a Gen Z kid. That guy definitely has like a thousand yard stare or something. Usually answers questions with one word answers, but he's smart enough to have full conversations. I think the Covid lock downs did that to him.

I misread Tom Hanks as Tony Hawk, and was really confused.

Wow, a lefty actually complaining about Israel? Thats really something.

Instead of January 6th, now we'll have our own (Checks calendar) June 9th.

I prayed for him to be healed. Poor kid doesn't deserve to be going through that.

I have a rule. Never trust a woman who wears a pant suit. Thanks to Ghillswane Maxwell, I think I'll add "Or has a very short haircut" to that.

I think maybe evil spirits could be repelled by it, evil entity's would require a cross or prayers, full demon would need a priest and exorcism.

I can kinda see the reasons why:

1. Those are endangered species, humans are not.
2. A reptile with a shell, and a feathery bird are way cuter than a human baby.

This is as real as Big Mike being a woman!

"Crossman, are the the guys who make the AR15?"

Actually, it stands for Bastards. Assholes. Total. Fools. Et Cetera.

Man, I wish! Unfortunately those are only BB Guns.

Water is made of wetness, and water is what makes things wet. Therefore, water must be wet.

I said it ironically, If grammar can be redefined, I say we should simplify Your, You're to just Yur

I identify as a Based King, call me "You're Majesty" or I'll throw a fit.

Best one I've heard is Chief Lies-Like-Rug