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Picador20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Harry's real problem is that he's got his father's nose, and it does not belong to the King.

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Picador20 7 points ago +7 / -0

If the climate changes before you get to where you're going, it can.

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Picador20 5 points ago +5 / -0

I wonder if they discouraged the players from getting boosted to prevent them from keeling over. Presumably the journalists would be fighting their way to the front of the line for boosters.

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Picador20 3 points ago +3 / -0

The rats and maggots have organized to protest having to share their living quarters with SBF.

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Picador20 7 points ago +7 / -0

He's already admitted mistakes were made. What more do you people want?

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Picador20 8 points ago +8 / -0

Apparently SBF got prescriptions for all his psychotropic meds from a little girl at a lemonade stand with a sign saying, "The Doctor Is In."

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

You'd think he'd want to live some place that has more black people.

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Picador20 18 points ago +18 / -0

We never really lose the ones we love. God be with you.

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Picador20 10 points ago +10 / -0

True. Jeb's response was instantaneous.

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Picador20 9 points ago +9 / -0

Sadly, Leonardo di Caprio's commitment to flying only on eco-friendly private jets and cruising only on eco-friendly private yachts was insufficient to prevent another death from climate change.

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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hollywood has always operated on the assumption that people with the power to give out jobs are entitled to be sexually serviced by those who wish to receive jobs. The casting couch has never been a secret.

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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

If I told you to jump off the Brooklyn Bridge, you would not obey me. But if I tell you the jab will give you a heart attack or a stroke, you will give yourself a heart attack or a stroke.

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Picador20 26 points ago +26 / -0

War is Peace. Slavery is Freedom. CNN is the most trusted name in news.

by Saline
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Picador20 2 points ago +2 / -0

Tiantian should have stuck to solving mysteries with Captain Haddock.

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Picador20 7 points ago +7 / -0

It breaks her heart that people will be able to tweet about her male pattern baldness.

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Picador20 1 point ago +1 / -0

You've axxed the question.

by BQnita
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Picador20 3 points ago +3 / -0

It is good to know that he is not addressing the un-jabbed. He has had to give up on them. He is begging the already-jabbed to get the boosters which they are now refusing to take.

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