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Recyclops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Larry Fine on violin, Steve Martin on banjo, Al Yankovic on accordion, Harpo Marx on harp, Mel Brooks on drums, Peter Sellers on ukulele, Eric Idle on piano, and Ricky Gervais on guitar. Lock them all in a room and tell them they don't get out until they write the funniest song of all time.

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Recyclops 2 points ago +2 / -0

If they're not vetted and confirmed MAGA, I don't trust any of them. Remember Krystle Matthews...

Recall, Project Veritas in June released leaked audio of Krystle Matthews’ phone call with an inmate at Perry Correctional Institution calling for “secret sleepers” to infiltrate the South Carolina Republican party.

“We need some secret sleepers. Like you need them to run as the other side, even though they for our side. And we need them to win,” Krystle Matthews, a Democrat South Carolina State Rep. running for US Senate said in the leaked audio. “We need people to run as Republicans in these local elections. This is the only way you’re gonna change the dynamics in South Carolina.”

“We can wreak havoc for real from the inside out. Then we can flip some sh*t from the inside out.”

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Recyclops 10 points ago +10 / -0

1930s/40s. Everyone looked like they were going somewhere important. Plus, all the hats. Flour being sold in big floral print cloth sacks that women would turn into dresses. Pocket squares for men. No tracksuits, sweatpants, miniskirts.

While looking through a website of 1930s fashions, there was a 1931 Sears catalog page dedicated to men's rings, and a third of them were Masonic. They were referred to as "Emblem rings." 🤔

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

Are you sure you have enough mullet to handle that powerful of a car?

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

A working 1958 Ford Nucleon, with the small nuclear reactor in the trunk powering it.

Or a 2021 Rolls Royce Boat Tail, so I could sell it for the $28 mil and buy the remaining supply of Choco Tacos. Imagine the power of being the sole source of Choco Tacos for the world.

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Numbers? Numbers was created by prehistoric hispanics to steal jobs from the Romans." - Early Cuyler

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Recyclops 36 points ago +36 / -0

My personal opinion of Dolly is pretty low. She renamed The Dixie Stampede at Dollywood in 2018 so leftists wouldn't be offended. She's good friends with Hanoi Jane Fonda. She said about BLM, "And of course Black Lives Matter. Do we think our little white asses are the only ones that matter? No!" And worst of all, she supported Killary in 2016:

The country star backed Hillary Clinton in 2016, telling the New York Times “Hillary might make as good a president as anybody ever has. I personally think a woman would do a great job. I think Hillary’s very qualified. So if she gets it, I’ll certainly be behind her.”

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

You had me at Violent Femmes, but lost me at 311, mainly due to their weird appearance on the eric andre show. I do love a good waterboarding, but not while playing guitar. 😦

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

By "touring with" do you mean as a roadie, or as a groupie? It's an important distinction. Either way, I'd say GWAR. Hopefully they have a Gwar-B-Q.

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Recyclops 8 points ago +8 / -0

These are the same people that nod their heads in agreement with Sam Harris:

Author Admits He’d Ignore Hunter Biden Having ‘Corpses Of Children In His Basement’ To Keep Trump From Winning

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Recyclops 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've never had it. But it would be the easiest way to prepare steak, since it's raw. Parasite Lives Matter 🐛

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Recyclops 1 point ago +1 / -0

I always think of Matthew 11:5 when I see info about neuralink.

The blind receive their sight, and the lame walk, the lepers are cleansed, and the deaf hear, the dead are raised up, and the poor have the gospel preached to them.

I'm not sure how to take it. 🤔

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Recyclops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Steak tartare.

Or the other end of the spectrum, flambéed Steak Diane. With flambéed Bananas Foster for dessert. This one is mostly favoured by pyromaniacs. Or Def Leppard fans.

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Recyclops 11 points ago +11 / -0

Dude on twitter tried to look up the ICANN details of the domain, but they've been scrubbed.

https://nitter.net/SkullKingJDolla/status/1598849941492756481

Edit: I did some looking around on my own and found that the .pizza domain is owned by Binky Moon LLC, formerly Donuts, INC.

https://dnslytics.com/tld/pizza

Some guy has a page talking about how it's a creepy company.

https://www.nimblemachines.com/donuts-inc-a-creepy-company/

Someone smarter than me will have to make sense of all this, or decide if it's even important. 😺

May as well toss in the info that pizza dough flour comes in different grades, with '00' being the most common, but '0' also used sometimes.

Recommended for dough with medium-long leavening times, Granoro "0" Pizza Flour has a greater water absorption compared to common flours, the dough is more elastic and capable of developing a perfect leavening.

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Recyclops 8 points ago +8 / -0

An anagram of "do something" is "moon sighted."

"oh no, midgets" is also acceptable.

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Recyclops 2 points ago +2 / -0

They do. And if I remember right, their front paws flare out some while swimming, unlike other dogs. I could be wrong about that, it's sort of a fuzzy memory of something I read once.

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Recyclops 6 points ago +6 / -0

A bigass 200 pound web-footed Newfoundland.

Never had one myself. Don't know if I could keep up with the daily brushing. They are one of the best swimmers, maybe the best.

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Recyclops 15 points ago +15 / -0

2 of the 11 members of Brazil's supreme court were appointed by Bolsonaro. 3 of the 11 by Lula. One of the Lula justices hits mandatory retirement (age 75) in 6 months. 4 of the 11 justices were appointed by Rousseff, the marxist president that was impeached, convicted and removed from office in 2016. Her father was a member of the Bulgarian Communist Party.

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Recyclops 7 points ago +7 / -0

Haven't seen this one before. That's beautiful. Saved. 😃

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Recyclops 2 points ago +2 / -0

Funny 😄

I've seen mention of mixing wood ash and vinegar as a homemade deicer, but I've never tried it, so no idea if it works.

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Recyclops 3 points ago +3 / -0

If the temperature is between 25-31°, urea can be used instead of salt. It's a nitrogen fertilizer, so it won't harm the grass unless too much is used.

https://www.ehow.com/facts_6134867_urea-vs_-salt-de_icer.html

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Recyclops 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe it's my paranoia, but her story strikes me as odd. Rich, white female heiress becomes conservative? She worked for Killary in 2016, and is now in photos meeting Trump. It all seems strange. Maybe she's building a backstory to infiltrate the non-globalists. Maybe the deprogramming story is made up. Or, maybe she's a unicorn afterall. 🙃

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Recyclops 4 points ago +4 / -0

And now a rebuttal by Ted Kaczynski...

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