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Well_Shave_MY_Taint -1 points ago +1 / -2

Alright, who can explain why Batman bitch-slapped Robin in the first place? They’re the dynamic duo for Chrissakes! Bros, even. Did Robin put too much starch in the Caped Crusader’s man thong? Did young ward Dick Grayson tell the Dark Knight he wanted a kitten? I’m serious here man. What set off Batman! Batman! Batman??!?!?!

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 7 points ago +7 / -0

OK, typically cryptic for the “normies”.

So, who can make sense of it for us “five year olds?”

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Spoken like a chick who went through some dude’s phone 😝

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’ll take bowling pin-shaped Jerry Nadler across for the win, Peter.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Captain Obvious here (actually Captain Well Shave My Taint), but whatever, don’t sign this unless you’re an LA resident…

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 4 points ago +4 / -0

Big Mike reportedly too busy sunning his Big Mike in the islands to make it …

Where’s Big Mike

Reportedly said something to effect of “I t’ain’t flying all the way back to DC for that Cracker-Ass honky…”

Or so I hear tell :-)

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Need numerous randomized versions of this card so we can all play along…

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

His actions appear to be a combo of :

The Great Replacement

&

The Cloward-Piven Strategy

It’s a thing, and all “we” can do is be aware of it, support those who understand and oppose and…

Pray.

There are just some people in the world who are selfishly evil…

And their supporters who just as selfish and also weak and ignorant.

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +1 / -0

Methinks it’s to run cover for all the Liberal Elite in CommieFornia who will need to run under cover of lockdowns once the Day of Reckoning arrives Jan. 20, 2025.

Gov. Hair Gel’s problem is the people won’t stand for more fake and gay flu lockdowns…

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Barry's" Intel middle name: Hussein.

Chosen Secret Service name: RENEGADE

When they tell you who they are, believe 'em.

Or...

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what men say. I just watch what they do.

--Andrew Carnegie

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 3 points ago +3 / -0

Mother of adopted ballerina (orphaned native of Sierra Leone) who “died suddenly” also dies while preparing for surgery — Cherry Hill, NJ resident allegedly did not know that Michaela DePrince had died prior to prep.

News posted on FedBook by “family spokesperson” Jessica Volinski.

Sure is not related in any way that entertainment mogul P.Diddly Doo in nearby state was arrested Monday for (among other allegations) child sex trafficking…

One interesting comment in article link:

I would like to know how the beautiful mother who chose this angel as her chosen daughter was not informed of her daughters death?? Im not understanding this at all, her mother died a day later while waiting for a medical procedure, now her mommy must have been awake in hospital awaiting this medical procedure, so how is it that this mom had no idea her daughter died?

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 2 points ago +2 / -0

The cynic in me says she reached her internal fundraising goal from this schtick, and dialed it back...

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 1 point ago +2 / -1

Serious Q:

Does anyone have some sauce (a listserve or other link) that proofs the existence of this 4 a.m. "talking points" memo? I'd be danged innerdasted in checking out where it's all coming from.

If covered elsewhere, a link will do.

Thanks!

p.s.

Found this: Talking Points Memo blog founded in 2000. LEFTIES...

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 5 points ago +5 / -0

Seems to be a hallmark of the GlobalistH breed...

Rule o T, if they have that look on their face like they have a little lemon drop stuck up their ... know that they know what they're doing and know they f'n HATE us.

Strzok supporters raise more than $200K after firing

Not sayin' they need to die and IF you should, given the chance, deliver a good hard shove off a helo if no one's watching,

Not saying you shouldn't.

Just sayin'

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Well_Shave_MY_Taint 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yeah, and Minnesota is Ground Zero for that, thanks to our globalist buddies who imported precincts worth of "Some people did something" Ilhan Omar voters since the Chosen One's presidency.

These are taxpayer-funded Biden voters.

Who knows what, if any, protections there are in our election rules enforcement, if no ID is required?

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