King Charles has had a nasty hang-nail removed. His thumb is sore but he is expected to make a full recovery.

Gee, that's not on my bingo card.

Gonna send in the French Army! Both of them.

Floating face down in the Thames?

Words I want to hear. But can he do it in 4 short years?

Politics is always about the money.

I can't think of a running mate that would assure Manchin a bigger or faster loss.

The correct spelling is... Maid of Horror.

I guess Teslas aren't self driving in reverse?

South Africans: "We don't need farmers, we have grocery stores."

Can we get that in writing?

My wife thought someone was on the roof.

Then why did the fucking, spineless leadership endorse the idiot in chief.

Vivek can not be the VP. Whoever is the VP they must strike the fear of God into the liberals. Otherwise it will be non-stop impeachment attempts. Having that whore of a VP has kept Joe from being killed or thrown out of office.

My greatest sadness is that Hillary's mom didn't abort her!

Jesus take the wheel...

Ultimately total fasting cures everything. Even liberalism.

We call them EXTERNAL combustion engines. The heat used to create the electricity occurs away from the vehicle.

Why spend money when you can just walk out with what you want.

Gore is the poster child for: "There is good money to be made in being a prophet of doom."

They used to shoot horses when they were of no further use.

Maybe it's Mexican beef, fed on USA grown alfalfa raised with Colorado River water, which lowered the level of lake Mead, which required burning more coal to overcome the electrical shortfall, which caused John Kerry to use his private jet to attend a conference on global warming.

Zelenskyy wants to bid, but needs a small loan first.

Frankly coming here is depressing for me. Every day I read about the corruption being exposed knowing that nobody is going to be tried, punished or hanged.

Apparently you can quit over and over again. Like being a drug addict.