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captn_crunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Initiation rite?

Considering the geographical location, I'd figure that rite would've involved a donkey.

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captn_crunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

Was about to say: I unironically like Gwar. Hell, Greg Gutfeld often had their lead singer on his old show 'Red Eye'

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captn_crunch 14 points ago +14 / -0

I can only get so erect.

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captn_crunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thank you! I've done all the things you've mentioned. Including pedicures despite my disgust of feet.

Now y'all know a little quirk about me, whether you wanted to or not.

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captn_crunch 11 points ago +11 / -0

Hello frens!

I'd like to give an update on my mom as she had hip replacement surgery yesterday. The surgery went extremely well and after spending one night for observation she'll likely be discharged from the hospital as early as later today.

I'd also like to thank anyone and everyone who had given prayers toward my mom over the past day whether they were written or silent. They were all much appreciated and I'm immensely grateful to be a part of such an uplifting community that gives so much unconditional support.

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captn_crunch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Man..... et tu, Lars?

The 16 year old metalhead in me is praying it's not what it seems and he just has property there based on recommendation by his surfer bandmate Kirk Hammett.

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captn_crunch 3 points ago +3 / -0

Alternative headline would be: "Here's a list of Hollywood stars who publicly outed their own desire to be fitted with a millstone."

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captn_crunch 7 points ago +7 / -0

Noticing a pattern with every D yielding any remaining time to Schiffhead.

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captn_crunch 4 points ago +4 / -0

If Durham dunks on Swalwell for banging a Chinese spy during this hearing then I dunno what to do...

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captn_crunch 12 points ago +12 / -0

Would just like to remind everyone here that Hank Johnson is the idiot that believes islands are capable of tipping over and capsizing.

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captn_crunch 10 points ago +11 / -1

I would just like to say that hearing and watching Durham speak after all of these years of wondering whether the man was even a real person is so freaking surreal.

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captn_crunch 8 points ago +8 / -0

As a longtime wrestling fan and smark, this concept is not foreign to me at all.

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