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crashdaddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

America's becoming like that Gilligan's Island episode where they all keep throwing each other in jail. Pretty much everybody's on some sort of "list" by now.

I even know of 6-year-olds who already have bad credit because their deadbeat parents used their identity to establish utilities and then let them get shut off.

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crashdaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

What is...Kid Rock, Alex?

...I even read that image in his voice...

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crashdaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

You might not be as insignificant as you think. I've gotten all kinds of cool cross-postable content and memes and articles that have your name attached, and I never even heard of that other fella.

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crashdaddy 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's the original FAFO for the atheist crowd

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crashdaddy 5 points ago +5 / -0

I clicked the link before actually reading the paragraph. Thanks for not linking to any of that stuff you were talking about.

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crashdaddy 93 points ago +93 / -0

They're FOURTH GRADERS. They'll "identify" as whatever gets a smile out of an authority figure.

I was a dinosaur until I turned into a superhero.

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crashdaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's a lot of already rich people about to become very rich people.

How much can I get for about tree-fitty?

... not even a tooth...

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crashdaddy 9 points ago +9 / -0

From the article:

Dr Anthony Fauci, who advises US president Joe Biden, told the BBC’s Sunday Morning programme “we need to be prepared for the possibility” of “a more rigid type of restrictions” should another potentially harmful new variant emerge.

"More rigid" has some disturbing overtones to it.

Edit:

On what next winter will look like, Dr Fauci added: “I think it’s really unpredictable. This virus has fooled us so often. We really don’t know and I think anyone who says they’re going to predict with any certainty what’s going to happen in the winter I think, is a bit of a stretch.”

Fooled you twice, shame on you. I can't take medical advice (and certainly not orders) from a self-professed fool.

OOh...here's MORE:

Zahawi [UK education secretary] pledged this [closing schools] would “never again” happen following the disruption caused for millions of pupils.

Only a sith deals in absolutes. Everybody knows that.

by IAmOne
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crashdaddy 8 points ago +8 / -0

It looks pretty fake. They actually went to more trouble to omit any user name than it would have been to just leave it on there. But the name of the photographer is still on the picture.

The ship is real; it's called the Vernon C Bain Correctional Center.

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crashdaddy 10 points ago +10 / -0

Stick the one headline that you're being distracted from in there somewhere and you've got yourself a meme!

dibs

Edit: See how this works?

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crashdaddy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Very patriotic. I like it!

Edit: Reddit didn't :(

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crashdaddy 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, right. It's explained in like every single comment on the tweet.

Kind of makes you wonder if OP actually even saw the original tweet they're posting here.

PS: Here's the nitter link for people who don't twit.

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crashdaddy 5 points ago +5 / -0

Did you know you can check things out before you post them? I didn't find any support for the allegation in this post, but I did find one nickname that his father really did appear to have, and that was "Storm Trooper"--but I think that's a reference to a whole nother movie.

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crashdaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

I agree. In like 2008, I made two batches of Valentine cookies for the people at my work. One batch had the usual "be mine" "I <3 U" and other crap on them, but the second batch had messages like "I H8 U" "Drop Ded" and "UR Ugly" on them. And nobody thought I was sending them secret messages.

...even though I was...

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crashdaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

I just watched it last week and liked it. Real Brazil vibes.

Here's where you can watch it for free if anyone wants to.

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crashdaddy 9 points ago +9 / -0

"I'd like to buy a vowel"

"Okay. What's a vowel?"

"How should I know? I'm not a linguist"

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crashdaddy 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe this'll help:

If "gender is a social construct" and "women get paid less", then isn't your gender determined by your rate of pay?

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crashdaddy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Mechanic: "It looks like you didn't push your dinglebop through a grumbo so your fleeb filled up with its own juice, and now your plumbus is malfunctioning."

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