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doomedspacemonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good eye, there. I always get lost in the overt message that I miss the covert.

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doomedspacemonkey 16 points ago +16 / -0

They had us dead to rights. If Hillary had won none of this would be happening.

Why haven't I thought of this before? It's so simple! Thank you for illuminating me, Fren.

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doomedspacemonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

The economic collapse is starting on a global scale and there's nobody to blame it on except themselves.

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doomedspacemonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Import Florida Meth gators and dump them in the river, hungry.

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doomedspacemonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Jeb! Also, "don't change horses mid stream." Wait, that one doesn't work in this case. Oh well, here it is anyway- "Jeb says don't change horses mid stream!"

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doomedspacemonkey 1 point ago +4 / -3

Doesn't anyone read a Concordance Study Bible? Waters, in this term, meant fertile; God created everything from this fertile, fluid medium. The firmament means everything you can see from horizon on the left to the horizon on the right; everything you can see around you, not flat.

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doomedspacemonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

They look "comfy"

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doomedspacemonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

Zerohedge is on point this Merry Christmas morning!

Anger the Zim and Zher's at your Christmas diner armed with the knowledge gained within!

Absolutely hilarious!

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doomedspacemonkey 3 points ago +3 / -0

(Sarcastic) That's what you get when you have two scoops, have the biggest salt shaker on the table, throws too much food to the pretty carp, and have small hands.

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doomedspacemonkey 6 points ago +6 / -0

Best meme is best!

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doomedspacemonkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now we can add a third thing to the list- animals, children, and now Grok make liers out of you.

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doomedspacemonkey 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine then, if you had a chain of these Tesla towers that overlap coverage, you could fly 1000's of miles like that. How fast? Racing drone fast, my best bet. I would have fabric wings on the "space suit" I was talking about earlier, that would allow for more speed horizontally, and distance travel in a far more comfortable manner. Of course, you would have to know how to navigate and the entirety for FAR part 91 to stay out of trouble.

I wanted a jet pack since the 70's!

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doomedspacemonkey 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not just electric cars, Fren... If they make a Tesla tower near me I'm going to build a multi-rotor fan backpack and go cloud dancing. With an electrically heated and cooled spacesuit, it wouldn't matter if I went to FL18 or if it was raining you could fly unperturbed. Even electric anti-ice.

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