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mtewamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Damn, that Clay County Sheriff basically said "Fuck Around And Find Out"!

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mtewamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

James is a bad motherfucker.

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mtewamp 3 points ago +3 / -0

The man has a truly devious and sarcastic sense of humor. Just as I do. I read it as a true sign of genius...

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mtewamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

I imagine that very few here are old enough, or truly geek enough to get that reference. Kek, my fren!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qItugh-fFgg

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mtewamp 14 points ago +14 / -0

Honestly, These fuckaroos go home every night, and they have families, just like actual people do. They don't get it. Can you imagine being a slave? That's what these people are. SLAVES.

A Paradigm shift is about to happen, because regular people, normal people, regular motherfuckers just like you and me, we get it now. You watch. The World is about to change.

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mtewamp 1 point ago +1 / -0

I fucking swear. Where-the-fuck-have you BEEN for the last 5 years????

This is the "Natural Order Of Things". Who ARE you???

And honestly, why the fuck are you here if you don't already know the answers to these questions?????

BTW. We thought it would be this morning. REALLY early. That's your MO, right? But Faggots just LOVE 'dat meth. See, here's the deal... Pussy is out of your league.

We'll BREED you out of existence.

And make NO FUCKING mistake....

I WILL be re-instrumenting "Prima Nocte".

We'll have a dance, or some fucked-up shite where everybody with unnatural hair colors WILL have to bow, or suck the prerequisite dick.

See how fucked-up these faggots are?

Darwinism will win out. Faggotry, not so much.

Life is a self-regulating equation, kids. It's exquisite in nature, and we ain't there yet. That's all I have to say about that....

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mtewamp 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need to remember to get some puppy shampoo...

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mtewamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

That would be the worst idea in the ENTIRE history of bad ideas.

SHOOOOOOOW-LY-NOT!

We will make head-cheese outa ALL you idjits.

Y'All ain't ever seen "Texas Chainsaw Massacre"? Or "Deliverance"? If we can't beat it out of you, we'll fuck it out of you!

The South's Gonna Rise Again.

Yeah. That was a little bit too far.

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mtewamp 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fuckin'-A, Bubba...

No fucking deals.

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mtewamp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, I don't know about the dick, but 30 years ago, that coulda been a a FINE piece of ass.

It might have been a good time, banging that shit on the headboard, asking her "Who's yo Daddy, Bitch?"

You my Daddy, You my Daddy, Ooooo, YOUUUU MMYY DADDY!!!

Too much?

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